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               unknown
               hey johann, i was
               wondering what
               time you'll pick me
               up..

johann
this isn't johann

               unknown
               i'm sorry, this is the
               number he typed in
               my phone

johann
he gave you a fake
number then

that sucks

               unknown
               sure does, who are you
               anyway?

johann
my name's zach.

               unknown
               hey zach! wanna be
               friends?

unknown changed johann's name to zach

zach
sure, why not?

zach
what's your name?

               unknown
               maria.

zach
well, nice to meet you
maria! :))

zach changed unknown's name to maria

               maria
               nice to meet you
               too.

               i guess.

               what a terrible way to
               meet tho

zach
don't be like that,
i'm sure you'll find
someone better than
johann

               maria
               yeah

zach
so

what's your favourite
colour?

               maria
               white. you?

zach
i like all colours

that way none of
them feel left out

               maria
               of course, we wouldn't
               want to hurt the other
               colour's feelings

zach
we don't want to
trigger any other colour

zach
XD

               maria
               gtg ttyl

zach
byeee

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written may 12, 2018
edited october 10, 2018

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