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zach
heyy

               maria
               are you flirting
               w me?

zach
pfft no

               maria 
               when guys text
               heyy it means
               they're flirting

zach
oh

well, how's life?

               maria
               iz gud

               netflix is my best
               friend

zach
i thought i was ur
best friend

               maria
               ohh right... netflix
               is my 2nd best friend

zach
thank you

               maria
               where are you?

zach
germany

               maria
               niiicccceeeee 

               i'm back in la

zach
say hi to logan for me

                maria
                lol bc i totally
                know logan paul

                mHmM

zach
oh i keep on forgetting
abt that

               maria
               tho it would be
               cool if you told him
               i'm ur BEST friend

zach
clout chaser

               maria
               what? no!! i just
               want another friend

zach

...

               maria
               ??

               what???

zach
can you be completely
honest with me?

how many friends do
you have?

               maria
               weird but okay

               2 1/2

zach
1/2?

               maria
               i'm not sure if
               corbyn's my friend

               but besides you there
               is one

               but she lives in
               kentucky

               so i'm the world's
               biggest loner

zach
i'm calling logan and
telling him to be ur
friend

               maria
              i don't want a pity
              friend

zach
it's not pity

kinda

                maria
                its fine 

                besides, i like being
                alone

zach
whatever you say

but do you live alone?

               maria
               no i don't think
               that's legal...

zach 
oh right ur 13

               maria
               hahahahahahahah
               ahaha ahahahah

zach
what?

              maria
              i'm sixteen

zach
you said you were 13

              maria
              i just wanted to
              make sure you
              weren't a pedo

zach
so ur 16?

              maria
              yuppers my bday

              was on feb 14

zach
who do you live with
then?

               maria
               my cousin

               she has a house in la

zach
cool...

               maria

               i have to go eat with
               my cousin's boyfriend..

               byiee

zach
lets talk tomorrow

               maria
              definitely

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written may 16, 2018
edited  october 27, 2018

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