maria
hey
zach
hey zach!
zachary
zdong
bitch
dick
zachary whatever ur
full name is
im pregnant and its urs
zach
what? how are you
pregnant?
i've never even met you
maria
do u know the whole
laurel and yanny shit
zach
wait, let's talk about
the fetus inside of you
maria
i'm not actually
pregnant
zach
you lied to me!
*pretends to be
shocked*
maria
i just wanted to
get ur attention
zach
yeah ik
it's like the new dress
y'know the blue black
or white gold shit
maria
yeah yeah whatever
what do you hear?
zach
laurel
maria
WHAT THE FUCK ITS
FUCKING YANNY YOU
DUMB PIECE OF SHIT
HOW IS THAT EVEN
POSSIBLE. ITS FUCKING
YANNY
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU
SAY ITS FUCKING YANNY
YOU DEAF DIPSHIT
zach
you done?
maria
yep
zach
if you don't care what
i think then why'd you
ask me?
maria
I WILL FUCKING MURDER
YOU ZACH
DONT BE A SMARTASS
BECAUSE WE KNOW IM
THE SMART ONE IN THIS
RELATIONSHIP
zach
we're a relationship?
😏😳
maria
friendship is a type of
relationship pedophile
zach
how am i a pedo if we're
same age
maria
DON'T QUESTION ME
zach
im exhausted and i
just wanna sleep so
before i pass out i
want to say goodbye
bye
maria
farewell
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written may 16, 2018
edited october 27, 2018
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Fanfictionin which he wants to make her happy and prospers. - "doesn't mean it isn't true." "doesn't mean it isn't cliche as crap." "oh shut up i'm trying to create a mood and you're ruining it." - a texting zach herron story. - may 12, 2018 to december 26, 2...
