Childhood Flashbacks

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Asmoday-

Asmoday: Get out of my way.
Satan: Haha funny joke! I'm the king around t---
Satan: *is slammed into the ground by his neck*
Asmoday: ....You are the king of your own shit.  You are a demon. I am your ruler.  If you do not comply to me....
Satan: *coughs uncomfortably as nails dig into his neck*
Asmoday: I will obliterate you out of existence.  *leans in* and you will forever suffer in the limbo of life and death.
Satan: F-FINE FINE!
Asmoday: Goodbye little shit.
*a massive set of black claws arise from the ground and pull Satan away into the ground*
Asmoday: *cracks his knuckles* Annoying bastard

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Eiko-

Eiko: Yes sir.
Scientist: Alright one more time.
Eiko: *he lifts the sword again and swings it as hard as he can against the beam*
*CLNKKK*
Scientist2: >_• *the sheer force against the beam rattles her skull*
Eiko: .......*he lowers it and gazed into the blade*
Scientist: Alright good.....exceptionally good.  Swing force calibrated.
Scientist2: Eiko return to the holding room
Eiko: yes ma'am. *like a robot he turns and walks out.*
Eiko: *he doesn't feel much of anything.....not that they would let him.*
Scientist: The force was enough to decapitate someone.
Scientist2: So it's working •w•

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Fef-

Feferi: HIAAAHHH
Queen: Faster Feferi.
Feferi: *twirls those little things like a ninja.*
Feferi: NUNCHUKA PREVAILS
Queen: very very good! Now.
Feferi: .,.
Queen: *moves her fingers* come at be bro.
Feferi: *giggles* I tolerate your rubbish no more'ith
Queen: OPFFFF
Feferi: *dances in circles*
Queen: is this a dance off?
Feferi: sure is!
Queen: Your mother here was an exceptional moonwalker back in her day
Feferi: Well I can do the worm. *crosses her arms*

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Griffith-

Griffith: Me? And that? No I do not think so no sir.
???: Griffy it is a carrot and you will consume it.
Griffith: *puts his hands on his hips* ~.~ I'd like to see's you try.
???: See
Griffith: Grammur.
???: *shoves the carrot in his mouth*
Griffith: *sassy nomph* ~^~ I like carrots.
???: *tries to flatten down his hair*
Griffith: NOOOT MY STYLLEEEE
???: ! Lord!
Griffith: I work very hard to keep it this ways
???: way
Griffith: >p•
???: My silly boy *boop*
Griffith: Im am too aged for boops!
???: Nevur for my boops kitten
Griffith: Mooommmaaaaaaaa

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Hige-

Hige: ,-, mhm. *hands the healer a bandage*
Healer: Alright, no more bitting your sibling on the ear understood?
Child: Yessum
Child2: better -~-
Healer: You two run along now.
Healer: Hige will you put this away
Hige: *nods*
Hige: *walks to the shelf---they are so messy oh dear....*
Hige: *he starts organizing the items on the shelf*
Healer: How's your day?
Hige: Good *moves a bowl*
*Hige was a quick learner....but a child of few words.*
Healer: Shelf is looking nice
Hige: *nod*

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James-

James: *faceplant, falls down stairs*
???: JAMES DEAR GOD
James: thee wourld dun flip.
???: .....James please be more careful, you are different
James: HELL YA I AM
???: FUCKING LANGUAGE
James: Hypocrites am I right? *hes covered in cuts and bruises.*
???: James you could really hurt yourself, stop experimenting.
James: But it don't hurt
???: James you can't feel pain
James: all set for life.
???: .....I worry about you.
James: prolly should

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Kurloz-

Kurloz: *I DONT CARE ABOUT THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF SPOOONS.*
Kurloz: *OR THESE PAPERS*
Kurloz: *OR BOOKS*
Latula: WAKE UP ASSHAT
Kurloz: PFISHBFJSJF WAHAAT
Latula: There you go.
Kurloz: damnit I fell asleep.......
Kurloz: DID YOU JUST WATCH ME!!!!
Latula: lol yeet that's my job bish
Kurloz: UGh

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Luxray-

Luxray: C-Cooper!
Cooper: Gotcha òuó
Luxray: put me dooowwnnn!!!!
Cooper: I have captured you. Now you have to go work with me.
Luxray: NOOOOOO
Cooper: Okay so here's my plan. *sits down*
Cooper: I take you into the meeting and you make bird sounds from under the table.
Luxray: 🌟w🌟
Cooper: everyone will think they are crazy
Luxray: won't the Grand Hyrule get mad!!!
Cooper: That's the best part •p•
Luxray: òOó ya!
Cooper: *he's highkey not afraid of the Grand Hyrule at all*
Cooper: The world is at peace •w• nothing to worry about.
Luxray: Because of Youuuuu!
Cooper: *hands her a cookie* hush I just give people some advice úvù
Luxray: *nomph* you're the best >w<

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