"WELCOME TO THE LOSERS CLUB" ▶ MIKE HANLON ◀

(vii) We Have to Save Him!

As we came out of Beverly's house, we all rode our bikes enjoying everything except for Richie's complaints.

"No, I love being your doorman." He said as he went in circles towards us. "Really could you idiots take any longer?"

"Rich, shut it, will ya?" I said.

"Yeah, shut up, Richie." Eddie inquired.

"Oh, okay. Trash the trash-mouth, I get it. But remember this. I wasn't the one scrubbing the bathroom that looks like Eddie's mom's vagina on Halloween." Richie said.

"I still don't understand how my dad didn't see all that blood." Beverly spoke.

"It's just like I could've sworn I saw G-G-Georgie, b-but I didn't. I saw this thing. It was..." Bill paused.

"The clown." Eddie said.

"You saw it too?" I was taken back by surprise.

Everyone but Richie told what they saw individually while he just joked, "Can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I'm not seeing this shit?"

Bill stopped his bike for some reason, so we did the same.

"What is it, Bill?" Beverly asked.

"T-That's Belch's car." He stated.

"Oh, shit. It is." Eddie said.

"We should probably get outta here." Ben suggested.

"Yes." Stan agreed.

"Wait. Isn't that the homeschooled kid's bike?" Richie asked.

"Yeah, that's Mike's." Eddie answered.

Shit! I thought. Did they just say Mike? Mike as in the boy I met yesterday? Please don't tell me that's his. Please.

"We should help him." Beverly said.

"We should?" Richie questioned.

"Yes." She got off her bike.

We did the same while following her. Stan was last because he wanted to set his bike off safely with the kickstand.

"Come on, Stan. We have no time for that." I said while grabbing his wrist. His face was red and he had a sort of goofy smile.

"You okay?" I asked.

"Y-Yeah." He stuttered. "Let's go catch up with the others."

We caught up with the others just to see Mike getting beat up by that fucker Henry while his dumbass friends just sit there and watch.

We were at the moment of staring until Beverly threw a rock at Henry, which led him to the ground.

"Nice throw." Stan complimented.

"Thanks." She replied.

Mike was struggling to get across to us, but he still made it. We helped him up.

"You losers are trying too hard." Henry said as he got up. "She'll do you. You just have to ask her nicely. Like I did." He did an obscene gesture.

"As for June." He spoke again. "Why are you here? Does she like girls, too?" His friends snickered. "It's a wonder why Bevy cut her hair."

Ben screamed and threw a rock at Henry. His friends were like, "What the fuck?"

"ROCK WAR!" Richie yelled. Eventually, he got hit by a rock and fell.

Let the wars begin.

This war was pretty wild, if you ask me. Good this is it was eight against three, so we were winning.