Unpopular opinions [k.t + j.j]

45.

mainfamnams
Look.

I apologised for what happened. But can you blame me?

seokmyjin
uHM YES I CAN BLAME YOU BC IT WAS YOUR FAULT!!

mainfamnams
How many times do you want me to apologise 😩

seokmyjin
Apologising won't make me forget the trauma of your spunk in my eye.

mainfamnams
Every time you say it, I wince.

seokmyjin
I COULDNT OPEN MY EYE FOR TWO DAYS NAMJOON!!

mainfamnams
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTROL WHERE IT GOES!!!

seokmyjin
Well you know...

AIM AWAY FROM THE EYEBALL

mainfamnams
not my fault your eye was in the way of my cum shot

seokmyjin
Namjoon I swear to god if you try and blame it on me I will literally not have sex with you for the rest of the year.

mainfamnams
WAIT

Okay. I'm sorry.

I know I'm in the wrong.

I should have gave you some kind of warning

I sincerely apologise for releasing into your eye

seokmyjin
...

.....

Ugh fine I forgive you!

But only because I don't think I'd be able to go the rest of the year without you xx

mainfamnams
ilysfm Jinnie 💞

seokmyjin
Language Joonie;) xx

But ily2 so get your ass over here so we can cuddle and watch spongebob :3

mainfamnams
omw! 🚪🏃‍♂️