The Most Pointless Story in the Universe. Probably

Intro Chapter!

Alright! If you made it past our horrible description you are now at the first chapter of this story! As the title suggests there is no point to this story, except that we're getting graded on this, which sucks. 

Btw I'm HumanWreakingBall. The bestest person in this group. I guess we're all gonna use different fonts so I claim regular font. IT IS MINE!

Anyways, I guess I will tell the story of why we are doing this. 

Once upon a time in a not so fabulous place called the lecture hall, it was nearing the end of the school year, so the crappy professor decided to give the poor unsuspecting students a final project.  Now the poor unsuspecting students in this class were all literary majors, which was a stupid major if I'm being honest. It's really boring, but it's a gateway to other majors.

ANNNNND I'M DONE TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL! 

So anyways the evil professor handed out this project. It was: Write a slice of life story about you and your group (groups must consist of five people)  and post it on a media platform. We're lazy so we picked wattpad. Yippee. 

Anyways I, the valiant HumanWreakingBall...Why did I pick this name, It's really hard to seem valiant. Anyways, me and my two friends, the French Fry, RenardRoux, and the Edgelord, LoneWolf got all of our work done and prioritized!

Just kidding. We sat there for a good hour talking about what we were like as kindergartners.  

Eventually we decided to work and got LoneWolf's roomate, SparkleMaster and their friend SpanishSpyder to help us. That took a while because Wolfie and Spyder aren't really friends but oh well....

BUT THEN! We actually made a Wattpad, and our original profile picture was of an angry egg. I don't get it.  And that is the story of why we are here. The end. You may hold your applause. 

Anyways, this is a short chapter and as much as I love the sound of my own voice (writing, words, idk) I guess I should let other people write. 

But first....INTRO TO ME!

Favorite color: Turquoise

Favorite song: Pokemon Theme song (One can never get bored of yelling it) 

Favorite food: KEY LIME PIE! 

Favorite article of clothing: (I googled good intro questions. I am the literal rookie at this) RenardRoux's leather jacket that I keep taking so I can pretend I'm cool. 

Favorite animal: A BIRD! It doesn't matter what kind. Just A BIRD

Relationship status: Single! Ladies? *raises eyebrows* 

Gender: Male. Shouldn't that come before relationship status....

Fun fact about self: Uhhhhhhh....not a day has gone by where I have not broken an article of furniture. The woodshop students freak out when I enter the room. 

Alright that's it for me, So, passing the figurative baton, to.......FRENCH FRY

Call the French person French Fry. Gee, never heard that one before. 

There is also French Bread, French Toast and French....some other food. 

Ok, do not strain yourself thinking. It isn't good when you think. 

Ha ha ha. Anyways, tell me about yourself!

What are you? A gameshow host? But alright. 

Favorite color: Red