The Most Pointless Story in the Universe. Probably

STB

(Dat is a picture of me drawn by the lovely fullygloriouschaos) 

WHAT UP WHAT UP WHAT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm SparkleMaster, probably the most energetic one of us AND IMMA WRITE SOMETHING!

Omfg, it is finally my turn. It took forever for RenardRoux to finish because he originally wrote in french annnnnd then had to translate it. 

Not blaming you or anything BUT YOU COULDN'T OF LET ME GO FIRST?????

Anyways, I had sooooo many random ideas for this chapter but there's no freaking way I could have picked one so I picked 3!!!!!

Fasten your seat belts people, this could take a while!!!!!

First things first though, those of you who have followed us after getting massive amounts of spam on your stories...THAT WAS ME!!!!! I'm the one who comments mainly, and I comment way too much and I'm sorry and please forgive me!

Ok, hopefully we are good and you're not trying to hunt me down with pitchforks and.....something else dangerous.

SO, CHAPTER TIME!!!

Imma start out with describing my co-authors so you can get a better feel for them, because this is what I do, I dramatically describe people! Annnd I will also list all of my nicknames for them so if I ever use any you will not be confused!

Ok, LET'S DO THIS!

1. HumanWreakingBall: The group child. Loves attention, singing songs from random movies. He's actually louder then I am, which I thought was impossible. He likes random games almost as much as I do. He is also the only group member I am actually smarter than. ACHIEVEMENTS!!!

Fun fact about him: He is four years old. Like actually. (Sure, he was born on a leap year, BUT HE ACTS LIKE HE'S FOUR) 

Here are his nicknames: Human Wreaking ball, (because he is one) Human disco ball (after RenardRoux dumped glitter on him)  Lord of loudness, the child, smol child, Scar (because he has one on his cheek) the breaker, The world's worst rebel And finally, the freaking freakster. 

I give people really weird nicknames. I think I've called him Attila the fun before. 

2. RenardRoux: THE MUM FRIEND! Smooth and calm on the outside, stressed out single mom on the inside! He's the one who will break your heart, then give you home made trail mix. He's kind of hotheaded and will start a fight (and then will win it) annnnnd he is protective of his friends, calls me a smol bean (but in French but I forgot what it was) and calls all of us his enfents, which means children!

I probably spelled that wrong 

Anyways, nicknames! 

French fry, french bread, french toast, frenchie (all the stereotypes. BUT THEN!) Lafayette, Laffy Taffy, Momfayette, Freckles, red, copper (He has red hair and a lot a lot of freckles.) Francey-pants (HumanWreakingBall calls him that and he HATES it) Char-Char And finally, Marie Antoinette, because we can. 

Fun fact: Is scared of the dark

3. LoneWolf

He's probably one of my favoritest persons in existence. At first he'll kinda come off as cold and harsh CUZ HE'S SO FREAKIN' SHY! Buuuuut once you get to know him he's super sweet and really really cute despite being emo to the extreme-o. (But he hates it when I call him cute and it's sad)