Author's note: I would like to state I made this at 15 years old and I don't know why anymore
ONE DAY
GERARD AND FRANK WERE PLAYING MONOPOLY BUT IT WAS STRIP MONOPOLY AND THEY WERE BOTH IN PANTIES THEN GERARD SPREAD HIS LEGS TO AIR OUT HIS GENITALS
AND FRANK GOT A BOING BOING ON HIS WEENIE THEN GERARD FELL FORWARD AND FRANKS DICK HAPPENED TO ACCIDENTALLY BE IN THE WAY GETTING IN HIS MOUTH THEN GERARD ALMOST SWALLOWED HIS DICKIDEEDOO BUT THEN HE SUCKED INSTEAD GIVING HIM THE SUK SUK THEN FRANK THREW THE BOARD OFF THE BED AND TURNED ON PAW PATROL WHILE TURNING GERARD ONTO HIS STOMACH THEN FRANK GRABBED THE BABY LOTION THEN STABBED GERARDS BUTTHOLE WITH HIS FLAMING COCK OF DOOM THEN GERARD CLENCHED HIS ASSHOLE AND FRANK GAVE GERARD A SPANK SPANK TO UNCLENCH IT AND STARTED GOING THE SPEED OF A FASTER THAN NORMAL SNAIL AND FRANK STARTED YELLING THE LYRICS TO TOXIC WHILE GERARD HOLLABACK GIRL THEN GERARD YELLED WANNABE BY THE SPICE GIRLS WHILE FRANK STARTED GOING 5 MILES PER HOUR"FASTER FRANK FASTER." GERARD YELLED THEN FRANK WENT 5 1/2 MILES PER HOUR ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY HEAR SOMEONE WHO SOUNDS LIKE RYAN ROSS YELLING "BRENDON THATS TOO MUCH DAMN MILK." "MORE MORE MORE!!!!" FRANK AND GERARD STOP FOR A SECOND LISTENING THEN THEY SHRUG IT OFF "probably menstrual troubles" THEN GERARD MOVES UP SO HE GETS PULLED OUT OF FRANK AND GETS ON TOP OF FRANK LICKING HIS NECK BEFORE HE LICKS FRANKS BUTTHOLE THEN GERARD GOES FULL FORCE INTO HIS BUTTHOLE GOING EXTRA FAST
THEN FRANK PLAYS THE SONIC THEME SONG AND IT PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND
"Sonic theme: GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER" THEN GERARD FEELS SOMETHING THIN GO INTO HIS BUTT PUMPING IN AND OUT AND HE LOOKS AND ITS SALAD FINGERS BUT SALAD FINGERS BRINGS A ZIPPER DOWN AND SHOWS THAT HES ACTUALLY BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY BUT THEN BILL NYE IS ACTUALLY JUST AN UGG BOOT IN DISGUISE GERARD SCREAMS AND TURNS AROUND TO LOOK AT FRANK BUT FRANK TURNS AROUND AND ITS ACTUALLY SHANE DAWSON FROM 2009 THEN GERARD SCREAMS LOUDER AND SHANE SCREAMS BUT THEN FRANK WAKES UP AND FINDS OUT IT WAS A DREAMS AND LOOKS AT HIS WIFE "Oh god, I had a dream where I was fucking Gerard and then an ugg boot joined and I turned into 2009 Shane Dawson" THEN GERARD AND AN UGG BOOT POP UP "oh that wasn't a dream" FRANK SCREAMS THEN SHANE DAWSON WAKES UP "I just had a dream where a perverted 15 year old made a fanfic where I turned into an emo guy. WELP let's go make the next food vid!" THE END
P.S once again
I'm so sorry for this and that it's in all caps, I was probably on drugs while writing it last year
YOU ARE READING
Gerard Way X Frank Iero oneshot (smut)
FanfictionI made this last year and completely forgot about it, I was probably on drugs
