Middle of Canyon
Sheila and Lopez approaching Red Base. Tucker driving Sheila.
Tucker: Ahh, Sheila we have to slow down or we're gonna run into that jeep!
Sheila: Please take evasive action. Please take evasive action.
Tucker: You take evasive action! Hey, Lopez, help me out! Can't you talk to her?
Lopez: >Sorry. I'm not good at talking to beautiful women. I get sweaty.<
Red Base
Leo, Grif and Donut are crouching behind the jeep
Donut: Well buddies, it looks like this is the end for us. Since we're going to die anyway, there's only one thing left for us to do. Grif-
Grif: If you actually suggest what I think you're about to suggest, I'll just have Leo kill me.
Donut: -lets make a break for it!
Grif: Whew! In that case lets go on 3. That's worked well for me in the past.
Leo: (Shakes head) Grif you need to stop assuming things.
Grif: Sorry but, I thought he was suggesting 'you know'!
Leo: I'm very disappointed in you Grif, anyway are you going to start counting?
Grif: Fine, but don't look at me while I count because I get nervous. (he turns around and Donut stands up) 1....(Donut runs away)
Leo: Ok you ready Donut? (Turns around to see Donut running) You little shit!
Grif: 2.....(he turns around and sees Donut running) That son of a bitch, he beat me at my own game. Curses!
Leo: Grif we got to move NOW!! (Runs away)
Sheila is heading right at the jeep.
Sheila rams into the jeep, blowing it up and sending Grif and Lopez flying. Lopez yells in surprise of the explosion as he lands in a pool of Grifs Blood. Grif is splatterd on the ground and Sheila is covered by dust and rock lifted by the explosion.
Inside Red Base
Donut runs up to Sarge and Simmons Panting heavily.
Sarge: Good golly Miss Molly! What is going on out there?
Donut: (Panting as he speaks) Sir, the blues are attacking with their tank! They-they blew up the Warthog, again.
Simmons: I wonder what jeeps ever did to those guys.
Donut: Leo, Grif and I just barely had enough time to make it out of there. Right guys? ....uhh, guys?
Leo: (From outside) DONUT!!!
Donut: Oh no.
Leo comes running into the base and up to the group.
Leo: What happened to going on three?!
Donut: I thought you guys were right behind me?
Leo: Well talk about this later, but Grif needs are help now!
Caboose Mind
Church: (to Caboose's mental image of Church) Why the hell did they pair me up with you?
Fake Church: I wanted to keep my eye on you. I don't trust giantic turds trying to steal my best friend, you rimjob!
Church: Well, this is going to be a great trip.
Mental image of Church approaches the ledge overlooking the area
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Red vs Blue Season 2: Male Oc
AdventureRvb Season 2, Are group of idiots have returned and what adventures will they drag Leo into? The Oc Leo is owned by Me Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth"
