Caboose Mind
Church and Tex inside Caboose's head, with mental images of Caboose and Tucker.
Caboose: I see, so you're from the outside. That's where the other is from as well.
Church: The other? Wait you mean O'Malley? Have you seen him?
Mental image of Church appears behind Caboose.
Fake Church: Of course he's seen him you idiot! You think Mister Caboose would miss something like that, you skeezy douche bag fuck!
Church: Alright, hold on a second. Who the hell are you?
Fake Church: My name is Church, butt wiping ass munch!
Church: (whispering to Tex) This guy is kind of an asshole.
Tex: Yeah, we've met.
Fake Church: And I'm Caboose's best friend, so don't get any ideas about kissing up, you lip licking fuck suck!
Church: Okay, there was a lot of stuff in that sentence that I didn't like.
Tex: Just play along Church. We're gonna need these guys if we're gonna find O'Malley.
Fake Tucker: I'm gonna go look for girls! (he leaves)
Church: Fine, whatever.
Caboose: If you want to find O'Malley, I suggest we talk to the reds first. He tried to recruit them against me early on.
Church: The reds? The reds are in here?
Red Base
To the real world. Leo, Grif and Donut next to the sideways jeep.
Leo: Are you sure you left the part in there Donut?
Donut: Hmm, think so. Wait, yes! No. Wait, wait wait wait. Mmmmmmmmm, I think so.
Grif: (sighs) Alright, lets retrace your steps. You said it was the Tuesday before Simmons and Sarge got blown up that you were left in the Warthog, right?
Donut: Right. I know it was Tuesday because that's the day I wash my underwear. And since I don't like letting my armor touch my bare skin, on account of I chafe real easily, I remember thinking "Where can I hang out with no pants on?"
Leo: Sweet Jesus! Please tell me you didn't!
Middle of Canyon
To Lopez as well as Tucker driving Sheila heading towards the red base.
Tucker: Okay well, looks like we're close enough. Now if I could just find the brakes on this thing. Ah, must be this button.
Sheila: Do not touch that button.
Tucker: Oh, sorry. Hmm, maybe it's this one
Sheila: Do not touch me.
Tucker: You know, for a girl your size you're really sensitive.
Red Base
Back to the reds.
Grif: I cannot take anymore of this.
Leo: Me too.
Donut: So after I clip my toenails, I was gonna apply the ointment as recommended. But I don't know, it just smells really funny. So I decided to taste it, just to make sure it was safe.
Leo: That's it! Where's my gun! I'm putting one straight through my head. (runs off)
Grif: Take me with you!! (follows Leo)
Donut: Hey! I didn't finish retracing my steps yet. You guys don't even know what I did about the boil on my thigh.
Grif: (stops and looks off into the distance) Oh crap! Leo we've got some trouble!
Leo: What are you talking about!
Grif: LOOK!!! (grabs Leo head and forces him to look into the distance)
Leo: Oh shit!
Lopez, Sheila and Tucker approaching'. Leo and Grif quickly take cover behind the jeep.
Donut: Hey you guys came back! So where was I? Oh yeah, I lanced it. Disgusting! (makes creeped out noises)
Grif: Not now rookie! There's a giant tank out there that's about to steamroll right over us!
Donut: What?! (he hops up and down to see over the jeep and sees Sheila approaching) Oh God it's true! I'm totally freaking out! I'm freaking out! (he runs around in circles)
Leo: Donut keep calm!
Donut: (Running in circles) I can't, I'm freaking out to much!
To the blues approaching.
Tucker: Oh my God. I can't believe Caboose is smart enough to drive this thing and I'm not! Sheila how the fuck do I slow you down?
Sheila: Retard the throttle.
Tucker: What throttle? This throttle?
Sheila: Retard the controller.
Tucker: You mean this thing? What're you talking about, I'm so confused!
Sheila: The controller, retard!
Tucker: Hey that's kinda insulting. (Sheila repeats the word "retard" over and over as they approach Red base) Oh, come on. Now you're just being mean.
Sheila: ...retard.
The End
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Red vs Blue Season 2: Male Oc
AvontuurRvb Season 2, Are group of idiots have returned and what adventures will they drag Leo into? The Oc Leo is owned by Me Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth"
