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Kaffufin went over to Zack's house because he was excited to have a fun time there.

But little did they know... The BG Gang would be watching them very soon!

The gang was gathered on the corner of Zack's street. Only Bryan and Jared were missing. They were both at the BG Gang HQ, communicating to all the members by earpiece-and-mic and manning the computuh system.

"Alright guys, you know what to do, ready, HIKE!" said Jayson, leader of the gang.

Jayson, Grayson, and Kayden went as a group and sneaked to the sides of Zack's house. Jayson walked to their backyard and hid in the planter, while Grayson and Kayden took the sides of the house.

Bobby, Delayda, and Cooper immediately walked to the front of the house. Cooper motioned for Bobby and Delayda to find Zack's window. He tossed them the rope and a pair of pliers.

Cooper rang the doorbell.

Zack sprang the door open with a humungo smile, but it disappeared fast as diarrhea sliding out of one’s bum.

"Hi..?" Zack said confusedly. "Cooper? Why are YOU here?"

Cooper began to chat Zack up. “Whoa, that sun though. Super hot, amiright dude?”

Meanwhile, Delayda and Bibby worked to pry open Zack's bedroom window with the pliers.

"We're almost in," Delayda whispered into her mic.

"What's with the Delay-da?" Bryan joked.

Bobby groaned at the bad joke and pulled the pliers with one last yank. With a POP! the window opened.

"We're in!" he said into his mic. Cooper began to wrap up the conversation.

"Nice talking to you! See you at school tomorrow," he said. Then he quickly walked away. Zack just shrugged and began to walk upstairs.

"Conversation is done. Zack is approaching." Cooper said to the group, then ran behind Zack's house to join Jayson.

Jared began to frantically punch things into the keyboard. "He's coming, he's coming!"

"We're in his closet right now. I have my computer, and Bobby began an audio and video recording 3 minutes ago." Delayda typed to the group. Everyone cheered over chat.

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"I love the way your hair grows at almost perfect 48 degree angles from your scalp, and I love your nonexistent flabby muscles." said Zack.

"Aww, thanks!" yelled Kaffufin. Then Kaffufin did somtething really shocking.

"C'mere babe!" exclaimed Kaffufin.

"Whoa!" shouted Zack as Kaffufin pulled him in for a kiss on the cheek. Snoogly snaggly for a bit.

But guess what? There were some EYES doin' some watchy-watching!

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Bobby was tucked safely under Zack's bed, recording audio of the Kack date. And Delayda was toocked safely in Zack's closet, recording a video of it through a crack in the closet door.

Until she dropped her computer.

SMAAAAASHALACKA! went her computer.

Her eyes widened like a big alien.

Shoot! she said in her head.

Zack and Kaffufin froze.

"What was that?" Kaffufin asked nervously. He took another fried pickle out of the basket and munched it.

"I'll go check," said Zack, getting up.

Don't open the closet, don't open the closet! Bobby prayed silently.

Zack walked over while scratching his butt cheek, put his ear to the door, and listened. Delayda froze up and stopped breathing.

"It's nothing, probs a boxy boo or somethin'!" Zack said with a cherry voice. Kaffufin plucked the cherry out of his voice and ate it. They began to eat the cherries together.

Since cherries make them sleepy, they went to bed. Kaffufin hid under Zack's covers.

Delayda typed: they're asleep lets go

Jayson typed back: k we're gonna wait outside w/  the ladder

Booby slid out from under the bed and quietly put everything into his backpack. Delayda opened the closet door, came out, and also put her now-cracked computuh in her bag.

Then they snuck around, like ghost cowboyz.

Delayda opened the window again and saw that there was no ladder, only a rope in Kayden's hands. She looked horrified, but Kayden just shrugged and tossed her the other end. She slipped it through a loop in Zack's roof and slid down the rope carefully.

Boby got out a screwdriver and slid a little bit down the rope. He replaced the busted screws in the window pane, then descended the rope fully. Then, out of the blue, Cayla Pro was there! “ME DO THE NAE NAE AND THE WHIP!” she said. Then she began playing Silento’s Whip and Nae Nae.

“What the heck are you doing here Cayla?” said Bobby.

“Well, I thought it would be the perfect time to perform a little something for you guys. I did the dance for you, now you must perform for me! Ok? Or else there will be consequences,“ she said oh-so mysteriously.

Then the BG Gang exchanged high fives down on the ground and just told her to sit her sorry butt down because she was in for a real treat. But, it was too late because she disappeared into the shadowy night. The light of the moon cast shadows over the neighborhood, making the trees grow tall and dark in their groves.

It was most certainly a cold, breezy night. All was still.

Well, except for the BG Gang. They weren’t still.

"That was weird, but we did it!" whisper-yelled Grayson. "We got our escape plan now?"

Jayson smiled mysteriously and pulled a dog out of a purple carrier. “We can escape, but we can still perform something, even if Cayla isn’t here to witness it.” He dropped the beat, and they started rapping.

Yo Dog

Yo dog is in our lawn with a lightsaber. I think he wants to play, but I don’t really know. He really wants to play but I don't think so.

We gonna have a lotta fun but we gonna have to hurry. Or we'll have to finish a big bowl of my mom's curry.

We gotta be quick and we got to be stealthy. If we don't pick up the pace, we won't be very healthy. So we get ya dog and tie him to my cool skateboard then guide her to our fiendish foes to break them up forevuh.

Your dog has some sick moves! Then they dabbed.

Soon the gang was cruising down the street on their Heelys®, tied to a skateboarding dog!

Jayson looked over at the gang and grinned. “Let’s do our other rap too!” The rest of the members cheered and launched into it.

Wheely Awesome

Yo, we're the BG Gang, we're good and we know it

If you gotta better gang you've yet to show it

With the wind in our pants and wheels on our feet

You better watch your toes when we hit the street!

We're the BG Gang, the wheeliest, the awesome

Wheely wheely awesome, like a fat green possum!

Ayyyyy!

The BG Gang had arrived at Bryan's house.

"Hey guys, hurry, get your stuff!" Jared tossed them their sleeping bags and they all rushed to take showers and get into their pajamas. Delayda ran downstairs and took a shower there for safety.

By the time Bryan's parents got home, they'd never have guessed that the children were in an edgy gang and had just completed a super kewl mission…