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"We are officially here!" cried Zack. They went into the auditorium and sat on a sticky, stinky, bench with socks laying around. "Ahhhh, those sockies make my nostrils moist ‘cause they smell like laundry-"

Kaffufin got cut off by the principal, Melvin Stevenson. "Shut the talkies and open your listening organs please! Okay buddy boys? Olé!"

"Okay, Mr. Stevenson.” He turned to Fuffy. “Isn't he grumpy today?”

Just then, Cayla Pro ran out onstage. The orchestra stopped tuning and stared at her. She started doing the middle splits and frolicking around right in the middle of the performance.

Parker Parkers shooed her off. "Get out of here, you delinquent turkey wing!" he yelled.

Soon, the performance of the Beast Concert Ever was over. "Thonk yuh, thonk yuh!" yelled the conductor, Parc Metals. He was rather an ugly guy but was very into music. Parc Metals drank some coffee and sprayed cologne all over himself.  The other arm-waver guy there (who shooed off Cayla) was Parker Parkers and he kept rambling on about how great he and his wife were doing.

At the end of the Beast Concert Ever, Kaffufin noticed something odd.

He spied a girl running toward them. She stopped in front of Zack.

"Hi, Zack!" the girl said while batting her eyelashes. "My name is Radishina Smith. You can call me Radish," she continued, waggling her eyebrows.

"Uh... hi? Radish," Zack said uncertainty. "Nice to m-"

"-make out with me?" Radish finished. She grabbed Zack and tried to kiss him.

"Help! Heeeeeeeeelp!" yelled the guy named zack. "Kaffufin, help me!"

Kaffufin gasped. "How dare you!" he SCROOMED. He immediately got into a martial arts position, ready to defend Zack.

"Pee-pee Position!" he yelled forcefully. The position was a starting stance. His legs were spread apart and he squatted with his hands pointing down ward and his palms facing each other. Try replicating the following fight out at home for a fat-burning workout!

Radish let go of Zack and faced Kaffufin.

"So," she sneered and raised one eyebrow at the same time. "Little Fuffy thinks he can beet me? I don't carrot all! Lettuce see him try. I'll surely win!"

"You're gonna regret fighting me!" said Kaffufin.

Radish grunted and got into her own stance.

"Grunting Confronting!" she leapt at him making terrible grunting noises. "Whatcha gonna do now Kaffufin?"

"Pee-pee Flutters!" Kaffufin said. He began to flutter his hands back and forth near his crotch. He squatted down lower and lower until he was almost in a middle split and his hands were near Radishina's head. He fluttered his hands faster and attacked her head. "And I flutter, flutter, flutter!"

"Ouch!" she complained. "Meat Injury!"

Her foot jutted out and kicked Kaffufin where the sun didn't shine.

"Yowch!" he SCROOMED. "That's it! ULTRA DELUXE SPECIAL PUNCH VERSION 3!"

He poked her heels rapidly until she fainted.

"Haha! Told you, you couldn't beat me Radish." he laughed. But she didn't respond because she was unconscious.

"Fuffy, you saved me!" Zack cried happily.

"Saved you like a beautiful royalty free image on a stock photo website," agreed Kaffufin.

Then the two kissed because they were so happy...

...then Radish quickly revived again and KA-POW! She punched Kaffufin again when she was awake! It was the end of Kaffufin's consciousness and he fell backwards. Radish quickly ran away, glancing back carefully.  

"Noooooo! The love of my life!" Zack yelled and kissed him mouth to mouth while Kaffufin was on the ground all beaten up.

"T-t-ake m-me to-o the h-h-hosp-pital..." stuttered Kaffufin, stretching his arms out.

"Uhh… but you're not even very hurt!" said Zack in a confused way. "Here, I'll take you to a 'speshul’ hospital instead.”

But little did Zack and Kaffufin know that Radishina attended their school. She stalked him day and night. But the two boys hardly noticed her at school because they were too busy dating than to pay attention to her.

(We didn’t mention her in the past chapters because the boys didn’t notice her that much and she isn’t part of the main character croo.)