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"PARTY TIME! Woot woot! Stick your butt up in the air and wave it back and forth... back, back, and forth!"

The BG Gang members were so happy because they had told Kaffufin and Zack's parents about the dating.

"Hey there Delayda, want some frozen lemonade?" asked Bryan. He was eating his favorite fiber bar, FiberTwo. He shoved the wet-yellow-substance-on-a-stick into her hand and boogied away.

Delayda nodded and took the cold snack. She licked the frozen yellow block as she watched Kayden shimmy around the dance floor.

Grayson was trying to run around with clothes hangers stuck on his jean's belt loops (he fell in them). He wiggled his butt in a failed attempt to shake the hangers off. Grayson still wanted to dance so he just ignored the clothes hangers and danced.

Meanwhile, Jayson was whipping up a batch of his famous pineapple punch!! He sawed the top off a real pineapple and hollowed out the inside. Then he went to the blender and pureed the pineapple. He ran it through a strainer, then mixed 3 cups of the pineapple juice, 3 cups of strawberry juice, and 4 cups of ginger ale in a big bowl.

Cooper went over to see what he was doing.

"Hey Jayson! What're you making?"

Jayson turned away from the poonch. He mixed it without looking, still talking to Cooper. "Pineapple punch! It's gonna be awesomely yummy!"

Suddenly, Jared accidentally bumped Grayson. Grayson stumbled toward Jayson's workspace in the kitchen.

"Whoooooa!" he SCROOMED. He fell over and got his head stuck in the hollowed out pineapple.

"Yeah, it's made with real pineapple juice," said Jayson, who was still talking to Cooper. He tried to pour the punch into the pineapple, still not looking. Of course, the pineapple thing wasn't there because Grayson had it stuck on his head... so he ended up accidentally splashing the entire batch of poonch over a leg of raw chicken.

"Oh boy! Cheese and crackers! Golly gee!" he said angrily when he saw his punch all over the chicken thigh. "My punch!"

Meanwhile Grayson was still having trouble. "Hey, who turned off the lights?!" he said, voice muffled by the spiky fruit. He got up and stumbled around with his arms out. Then he bumped into the wall butt-first, making the hangers fall off his rear. And then the pulled the pineapple off cuz it was gettin' annoying.  

Bobbvy was bopping to a fun song called "Dora the Explorer Theme Song." He said it was his favoritest song in the ENTIRE WORLD.

Suddenly, Cayla Pro smashed the window in the headquarters with a hammer and cartwheeled in, triggering the headquarters’ security alarms. She was decked out in a blood-proof bodysuit, blood-proof sunglasses, an Olaf baseball cap, flip flops, and a boom box that was fire, water, blood, and poison-proof. Cayla started to do a kpop dance routine while singing an Italian opera piece.

“Hey!” Bobby yelled, noticing the alarms and spotting her. “Cayla! Get out of here!”

He ran after her with one of the gang’s Nerf guns, shooting the foam darts as he chased her into the backyard.

Little did the gang know that Zack was watching them party(?) from a window in their HQ. When they were yelling about how great their lives were without the two dating.

So that's what happened! thought Zack. Zack darted home to call Kaffufin. After he had told him, the next day they pounced on the BG Gang dragging them to Zack's house. He locked them up in his closet so it was a tight squeeze and went downstairs for a snack.

His mother was waiting impatiently downstairs.

"Mom! What are you doing? I thought you were going to work."

"I know son, but I felt bad for yelling at you, you have to stop dating, or I’m going to tell the police!" his mom explained. "Sorry hon!”

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