T W I N K | | yoonmin {COMPLETED}

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Sarcasm (n)
Is a language spoken fluently in the country of tumblr.

-Urban Dictionary

J I M I N

"Yesterday you picked your partners, today you pick your project. I have a list of things you can give a report about. That list is written on the board. Not one of these can be used by two people and everyone must have a partner. Specific requirements will be given tomorrow."

"So what do you want to do?" A voice asks right in my ear and I jump.

"Oh my gosh, you scared the living daylights out of me."

"Wow, that is not the tongue you were speaking in earlier."

"People change."

"Not that fast and not in that way."

"What do you mean, hyung?" I ask, adding the last part to make sure he feels like I'm holding up my deal. And also to tease him. Man, being a switch is so much fun.

"Normally, when people change, it is over time and it is normally for the worse." He says as he pulls a desk closer to mine.

"Well, you said it yourself, I'm a switch and I switch within seconds."

"Dammit, I've been caught."

"Watch your language, hyung." I say after making eye contact with the teacher who seemed dissapointed in Yoongi's choice of words.

"You haven't ever had a problem with it in the past."

"Mind you, we haven't known each other for very long and you were very loud."

"Well shit." He mutters under his breath.

"How about we do our presentation on turtles."

"Why turtles?"

"Because I like turtles, hyung." I say with a smile as I open my notebook.

"Turtles it is."

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"Okay, so we have to decide what we're doing this weekend. We haven't all really gotten to hang out, like officially." Hoseok says as him and Charlotte sit down at the lunch table.

"How about my place? My parents are going to be gone for the next month." Yoongi says.

"That's a great idea, hyung." I say and the table goes quiet.

"What?" I ask, continuing to eat my food.

"You haven't called him hyung like that unless he told you to. Do you have a fever?" Tae asks as he feels my forehead.

"It's a deal we have. He calls me hyung for the rest of the day and he never has to call me hyung ever again." Yoongi answers and the table gasps in sync.

"It's easier than constantly being on him for not calling me hyung, guys. Just leave it be, it's our business not yours." Yoongi says, cutting his pizza with a plastic knife and fork.

"Why are you eating your pizza like that?" Namjoon asks.

"Why are you worried about it? Last time I checked, you do stupid stuff all the time." Jin said.

"That's not what you were saying last night."

"You're right. I wasn't saying that because I wasn't saying anything last night. I was asleep while you were spamming my dms with disappointingly boring memes."

"You told me they were good!"

"Can you not read sarcasm?"

"Apparently not!"

"Well call me when you can."

"Wait, babe, no I'm sorry." Namjoon begs as Jin crosses his arms and faces away from the younger.

"Oh my God, Namjoon. S. A. R. C. A. S. M. Say it with me su-ar-ca-sm. Sarcasm." Jin says, using his hands to speak as the table stifles their giggles.

"Geez, with all due respect, hyungs, get a room." Jungkook says as everyone dies from laughter.

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