T W I N K | | yoonmin {COMPLETED}

SURPRISE!!

I'm pregnant.

Just kidding.

Here's an update because I'm feeling inspired but only for this book. Please read the author's note at the end!

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"Yoongi, come on. Don't make me go swimming." Jimin whines as Yoongi drags him to the pool.

"No, we aren't swimming. We're skinny dipping."

"Yoongi!"

"What?"

"That is a public pool, I refuse to skinny dip in a public pool."

"Since when were you a killjoy?"

"Um, since I decided I didn't want my balls seen by someone other than you."

"That's real sweet, babe."

"I know. But seriously, Yoongi. You can skinny dip, but I won't."

"Well then it's no fun."

"Then let's just go back to the room and think of something else to do."

"But what else is there to do? We've been here for a week now and have done literally everything we can think of."

"Ooh, I know, let's take a midnight hike."

"More exercise?"

"Come on, it'll be short and romantic."

"I'd rather just-"

"Do not finish that sentence!"

"Yes sir." Yoongi says in a mockingly sweet voice.

"You are really a child sometimes."

"But ya love me."

"Right you are." Jimin wraps his arms around Yoongi's torso.

The couple stayed like that for about two seconds because Yoongi's hand snaked down to Jimin's ass. Yoongi slapped the precious hump and then massaged it to keep it from getting sore.

"You continually surprise me, Yoongi." Jimin says into Yoongi's chest.

"I know. I surprise myself too."

"Well that's promising."

"You know, since we're on the topic of surprise, how about we go on that hike?"

"Really?" Jimin asks as his eyes light up, which unknowingly lights up Yoongi's entire world, therefore causing a gummy smile on the elder.

"Hell yeah, get something warm but easily removable."

"Why?"

"Because I get the feeling that we're gonna fuck."

"Well that was straight to the point."

"Unlike us, baby."

"Yet again, right you are."

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Before going on the hike, the two stopped at a gas station to get some snacks. Which meant there was an ass load of chocolate and a bag of Cheez-Its in front of the two.

"So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties. And let's just make a long fucking story short, I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. Namjoon said that he should have left me on that street corner and my high ass looked at him and said, 'But ya didn't'." Yoongi says between laughs but Jimin had one continuous giggle slash snort.

Yoongi pretend alike Jimin isn't dying of laughter and says, "Look at all those chickens."

"Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage." Jimin says in a sing song voice that nearly drives Yoongi crazy.

To distract himself, Yoongi says, "Hey look it's the good cush."

"This is a hiking trail, how good could it be?" Jimin asks in return.

"Road work ahead..."

"...Uh yeah, I sure hope it does."

"Well would you look at that?" Yoongi stated rather than asks as he looks at his Rolex.

"What? Is it late?"

"Well yeah, its past midnight."

"Oh shit, we should get back then."

"No, stay."

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

"Yoongi." Jimin whines.

"Jimin." Yoongi mocks.

"Ugh, fine. But I deserve a good fucking in the morning."

"That you will receive, my dear."

"I'm not your dear."

"Then what should I call you, my husband?"

"Um..." Jimin trails as he thinks about it.

"Sure," Jimin jokes and finds a rather comfortable spot on Yoongi's lap.

"Hm, let's take a nap."

"Why?"

"Because I'm tired."

"Okay, you can take a ten minute nap."

"That's not even a nap."

"Then what is?"

"About four hours."

"I will not stay out here for four hours, Yoongi."

"Then let me say one thing and then we can go back to the hotel."

"Okay."

"Marry me." Yoongi mumbles and Jimin almost doesn't catch it.

"Okay."

"Wait, really?"

"Why not? We're practically married anyways. Plus, I wanna wear a dress and have a reason to."

"Jimin, I told you. If you want to cross dress then I'm totally okay with it. Let's pick up some clothes in the morning and then I'll fuck you nice and hard as many times as you want."

"You know, I think this is the most romantic proposal I've ever heard of." Jimin deadpans.

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A/N: I missed this. UghhhhhHHHHHHHHHH. I might have a problem. Or separation anxiety. Either way, I probably need a therapist. Um, so I wouldn't be surprised if half of my readers removed this from their library but I'm back with a question. Do you guys want a spin off about Jun Ki and JiHyun? I kind of want to write one but if no one is gonna read it then I'm probably still gonna write it because no one reads any of my work anyways. But what can you do? Also, I'm sorry this was a freaking crack proposal but what happens, happens. So, yeah. Just tell me your thoughts on the spin off and if I get some good answers, I'll let you guys know when it comes out. (btw, consider this your Halloween present. I'm making that a thing, fight me.)