T W I N K | | yoonmin {COMPLETED}

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Ludwig von Striceand (v)
This is an extremely sexual move in which one partner, usually the male, takes a knife and cuts open the other partners stomach, removing the intestines. Making a noose from the intestines, partner 1 hangs partner 2 from it and performs surgery to take out the calf muscle. As partner 1 struggles to hold on to life, partner 2 quickly smashes partner 1 in the head multiple times, often causing partner one multiple head injuries including: concussion, cancer, diarrhea, and most commonly, aids.

-Urban Dictionary

J I M I N

"Hey, the squad wants to meet up, can I invite them to dinner with us?" Yoongi asks as we walk through the parking lot.

"I don't mind. I miss them." Jun Ki says.

"I kind of want to meet them." Jihyun says.

"If it's okay with you, babe, then I don't care." I say and Yoongi nods, texting away on his phone.

"Where do you guys want to go?"

"How about that pizza shop over there by the school?" Jun Ki asks.

"Okay." Yoongi mumbles, typing away on his phone again before sliding it in his pocket, taking my hand, and unlocking his car with his other hand.

"Okay, you guys are goals." Jihyun says and I turn around to find him taking a picture.

"Jihyun, I swear to God-"

"Posted. Don't worry, hyungs, I tagged you both." Jihyun says as he catches up to us. Yoongi and Jun Ki laugh as I stare at my little brother.

"Fuck, I can't believe you've done this."

"Jimin." Yoongi says as I watch him mentally face palm.

"You know you love me."

"And you know I love you." I say before he kisses me.

And then we hear gagging noises coming from the other two.

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"JUN KI!" Namjoon and Hoseok yell together as they stand up and high five the older.

"Joon, Jay." Jun Ki says.

"Who is this?" Jin asks as we sit down at the table.

"Everyone, this is my little brother Jihyun. Jihyun, this is Taehyung, Jungkook, Namjoon, Jin, Hoseok, and Charlotte." I say and everyone waves at the younger.

"Wait, does that mean no dirty jokes?" Tae asks and I give him a look.

"Depends, do you know what a ludwig von striceand is?" Jihyun asks and Tae's face turns to complete disgust.

"WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT A LUDWIG VON STRICEAND IS?" Tae asks, getting looks from the entire restaurant.

"I got lost on Urban Dictionary once." He says with a smile.

"Child, you need to go to church." Tae says.

"If this ludwig von striceand is so bad, then why do you know about it, Tae?" I ask and he blushes a deep red.

"I, um-"

"It was one of the fanfics he read." Jungkook says with ease.

"How do you know?" Jin asks.

"I have the password to his accounts and I decided to fuck with him and mess up his entire reading list but I went in and read some of the books in his library. I have been scarred." Jungkook says as Tae tries to hide his face as best he can.

"Damn, sex has got to be hella kinky with those two." Jun Ki says to himself but the entire table hears him and laughs.

"Speaking of sex..." Hoseok says as he looks at Yoongi and I.

"No off topic questions. Because I don't want to. No, they're no. Permission denied. That's an off topic question. Next. You have been stopped." Yoongi says before he takes a sip of his Dr. Pepper.

"Did you memorize that entire vine?"

"Yes, hyung, yes I did." Yoongi says, sending the table into another fit of laughter.

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A/N: I'm gonna get separation anxiety because of this book... anyways, till tomorrow. 💚