Wanna impress your crush or wanna laugh .
This is for you...
I was so bored I decided to see how Desi pick up lines are ..
Some are cliché , cheesy, hilariousYou put the desi in desirable.
Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat.
You're like chutney... you spice up my life!
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!
Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
You are the chutney to my samosa.
Single? I am single too
XD
It's actually better.
But these aren't exactly funny tho..
Although you can tease your friends all day
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Hindustan( I♥India)
De TodoHighest #13, non fiction #48 ,#52random Cover credit @Gayathri_Sarvan There are lot of Indian authors on Wattpad and yes lovely talented artist,reader,editor,hosts and more. We have diverse culture and habitsg We like Desi and Western equally. There...