Desi Lines

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Wanna impress your crush or wanna laugh .
This is for you...
I was so bored I decided to see how Desi pick up lines are ..
Some are cliché , cheesy, hilarious

You put the desi in desirable. 

Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat

You're like chutney... you spice up my life! 

Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot! 


Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.

You are the chutney to my samosa. 

 

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Single? I am single tooXDIt's actually better

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Single? I am single too
XD
It's actually better.
But these aren't exactly funny tho..
Although you can tease your friends all day

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