YO MAMA

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43.) Yo mama so fat she ate the joke.

44.) Yo mama so fat she went bunji jumping and went straight to hell.

45.) Yo mama so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

46.) Yo mama so ugly her parents fed her with a slingshot.

47.) Yo mama so fat she went to an aquarium and the tour guide said, " How'd this whale get out? "

48.) Yo mama stupid she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

49.) Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth.

50.) Yo mama's teeth so big she laughed and stabbed herself in the chest.

51.) Yo mama such a who** yo daddy is a multiple choice question.

52.) Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she looks up at the sky the sun says, " Yo what's up cuz? "

53.) Yo mama so short she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out of her ass.

54.) You mama so short she does pull ups on staples.

55.) You mama so short she needs a running start to get on the toilet.

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