40.) Random Person: Hey why aren't you at church?
Me: Who are you?
Random Person: God.
Me: Why are you texting in church? Pay attention.
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40.) Random Person: Hey why aren't you at church?
Me: Who are you?
Random Person: God.
Me: Why are you texting in church? Pay attention.