I hate it when jokes

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16.) I hate it when Hitler eats my Nutella.

17.) I hate it when Voldemort uses my shampoo.

18.) ( Zelda players only) I hate it when Link breaks into my house and breaks all my pots.

19.) I hate it when a chinchilla tries to destroy the universe.

( My own I hate it when's...)

20.) I hate it when Mario jumps on my turtles.

21.) I hate it when Harry Potter tries to use a cane as a wand.

22.) I hate it when tinker bell leaves pixie dust in the shower.

23.) I hate it when Chuck Norris karate chops my cat.

24.) I hate it when Dora looks at a piece of paper and yells, " WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAP?!"

25.) I hate it when Miley Cyrus jumps on my table screaming,
" I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BALL!"

26.) I hate it when Demi Lovato watches me eats a cheeseburger while saying, " If I ever did that, I think I'd have a heart attack.

( And the last one...)

27.) I hate it when Sid the Sloth uses my hairbrush.

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Well that was longer than usual. So what did you think about my jokes? We're they good, bad? Tell me! I really wanna know! * Pulls a Connor Franta face * Until next time!

? Haley ¿

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