58.) Your Life Story
Month you were born in:
January: I stabbed
February: I kicked
March: I smoked with
April: I kissed
May: I threw
June: I robbed
July: I drugged
August: I bit
September: I hugged
October: I killed
November: I ate
December: I farted on
The day you were born on:
1: A shark
2: A crayon
3: A hobo
4: A clown
5: Bubbles
6: Jello
7: A violin
8: Toothpaste
9: A flag pole
10: A hooker
11: A random stranger
12: A train
13: Spongebob
14: Patrick
15: Crabs
16: A frying pan
17: Money
18: Monkeys
19: A fridge
20: A cracker
21: Pinocchio
22: A pineapple
23: One Direction
24: Barney
25: A serial killer
26: Weaves
27: Noobs
28: A toothbrush
29: A hippo
30: A ballerina
31: A gangster
Your favorite color:
Blue: Because some ballon stole my microwave
Purple: Because a TV ate my house
Red: Because Godzilla took my pizza
Green: Because Imma Boss Ass Bi*ch
Black: Because all these hoes keep taking my tacos
Pink: Because unicorns chased me down the street
Orange: Because ferrets kept mocking me
Yellow: Because Katniss didn't chose Gale
Grey: Because I hate myself
White: Because I like triangles
Silver: Because my mom tells me I'm special
Brown: Because That cloud stole my thunder
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OH MY GOSH!!! This had to be one of the funniest things to create on here. I made most of them up but there are a few I saw online or in other books. SO... What's your life story? Mines...
" I ate a flag pole because imma boss ass bi*ch. "
So tell me, I really wanna know!!!
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