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Close Call | Sheriff Thompson x Bandit! Reader

MOST WANTED
(Y/N) (M/N) (L/N)
REWARD:
300,000,000

As you were strolling casually in disguise. You stumble upon yet, another wanted poster with you in it. You chuckle lowly to yourself as you tear the poster apart. (Y/N) (L/N), the uttermost wanted bandit out there. Once you were caught, you'd just easily slip out, no problem. This town to you was a playground. Every single bank was just a playset you could play with. You could just imagine the looks on all of the Sheriffs faces when you're out of sight. Priceless.

Continuing your stroll, you saw another bank just across. Smirking, you venture towards it, but stop as you saw one of the most biggest Sheriffs. Sheriff Thompson. Oh, how you wanted to see his defeated face. Just by imagining it, your smirk grew bigger. You click your boots together as you walked towards the Sheriff himself, now that got his attention.

"What brings you here, Sheriff on this wonderful day hm?~" You teased as you pulled on one of your infamous, manipulating skills.

"Oh. Well I was guardin' this ol' bank here since this one specific bandit, (Y/N) has been goin' 'round town snatchin' things here and there. Have to catch that pesky bandit until she snatches more until there's nothin' left." He said in his monotone voice, unamused. You knew this, he isn't easy to get with. But that didn't stop you from trying. Can't miss one bank, that'll only ruin your reputation you'd been so hungry to get with.

You clicked your boots together once more as you inch closer to his ear. Words can't persuade this man. Guess you just had to force it. As your hand reached behind his back to where his gun was. Your lips were only inches apart, almost brushing. Your eyes trailed to his face. Confused he was. You smirk as you closed the gap between the two of you. His hands went behind your face as he pushes you deeper. You both let out muffled moans as you both battled for dominance. You both pull out and gasp for air, a trail of saliva between the two of you. Now it was his turn to smirk, and now you were confused.

A click went behind your back as you noticed. Hand cuffs. You went wide-eyed. You were never caught. Looks like this Sheriff was never persuaded. Well played. You grinned as he kicks you to the ground. Your disguise went flowing to your sides.

"Well would ya' look at that. The ol' Sheriff caught me red handed." You grinned widely as he put his finger between your lips.

"Heh. You thought I wouldn't had known did ya?~" He teases as you nod. No shame. As he was about to pick you up the ground. You drop-kicked him as you dashed out. He reaches out for his gun but to no avail. It wasn't there. You had it. Before you jumped out of a fence. You turned around and winked. And just like every other situation, you were gone in a flash. He stood up as he dusts himself off.

You were hard to get. Along with him. That only made him interested in you more. Maybe if he played his cards right. You may became his. Oh, how he awaited for your next act of theft.

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*Saloonatics intestifies*

I'm not even gonna check if I had mistakes on this lol