Boys of fortune

Two

Heiji and Shinichi had a mostly peaceful marriage that was almost perfect. Sure, they had fight every now and then, but if they didn't  then wouldn't that be a sign that something wasn't right? Sometimes they had trouble agreeing on which one of them would be on top and which bottom, both of them were switches, or they couldn't agree what they would try out next; none of these were serious  issues and they are easily solved - the one that wanted to bottom /top the most would do it or they would just have sex two times instead of one so that both of them got to bottom or top. It was sex, it was fun either way. 

So, why was he on about how his life was good? Well, even in heaven there were problems; Heiji's thick accent and use of slang wasn't always understandable. After years of being and living together things got much better and Shinichi almost had Heiji down to a tee, but sometimes he still had trouble making clear of what his husband was saying - amplified when he was speaking too fast or too quiet. As he was doing now. He had zero clue about what his lover was saying to him and that really said a lot. From what he understood, he wanted him to take off his pants. So he did. Then and there without any reluctancy. They'd been a thing for forever, as if he had any shame being naked in front of Shinichi.

Heiji stopped in track when he saw what Shinichi was doing. "Why are you taking your clothes off?" Not that he was complaining, he was simply curios; it wasn't that his husband started getting naked in the middle of a conversation everyday, unless the conversation was sexually related and this one certainly wasn't. If Shinichi was down for it, then he was certainly too.

"You told me to." Hä? He did no such thing. He wasn't talking about anything remotely like that. So he voiced exactly that…

"Well, you must have said something. I have no good clue what you've been talking about for at least the last 20 minutes." So, not fully the truth as it wasn't as if Heiji was speaking a different language that he didn't understand, but the meaning of a good chunk of stuff said by Heiji escaped him.

"You could have said something." Instead of letting him ramble away like that went unsaid; it did make him unhappy, though. He was talking to Shinichi and he wasn't listening, okay, he was listening but he couldn't  understand what he was saying so he didn't actually get anything what Heiji was telling him.

"So, should I put my pants back on?" Pointed Shinichi out, obviously expecting Heiji to deter from his thoughts and focus on what his husband wanted. And of course, that always worked like a charm.

"There's no need for that." He wasn't going to say no to Shinichi, duh. He was the one between them that had a higher libido and if Shinichi was offering, then…