In an interview on live tv on the Jonathan Ross show...
Niall: excuse me mr Jonathan, I've got a question.
Mr Jonathan and the boys: yes
Niall: I'm going to embarrass myself in front of the four hundred people here...I need the toilet.
Mr Jonathan: you want to go to the toilet now?
Niall: if I could possibly do that
Mr Jonathan: let me ask your band mates, should we let him go to the toilet?
Louis: this has never happened before
Niall: it's your show
Boys except Louis: sure
Louis: or we could press him in his bladder so he pissed himself on tv.
Niall: trust me, you don't want to do that
Mr Jonathan: you can just banner or do you want to wiz out to the toilet, we're almost done here, do you want to hang on for a couple of minutes. But the thing is you can't relax and enjoy it when you need to go to the toilet.
Niall: I wasn't enjoying it anyway.
Louis: don't let him go now, no way he's going now.
Mr Jonathan: that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. Ok, In that case we're going to do another five minutes.
*near the end of Interview*
Jonathan: I'm very consious of the fact that you need to go to the toilet.
Niall: ahh (grunts) no!
*end of interview* Jonathan: you will be pleased to know, you can go to the toilet now.
Authors note: I actually watched this interview and wrote down what they said exactly. It was a hilarious interview and the chapter before this and the one after this chapter are also both from the same interview. So enjoy!!!!
Gill xx
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