Deidara x reader x sasori *lemon*

Bonus chapter 2

Just wanted to say (again) this has no relation to the story whatsoever!

"Achoo!" Your face scrunched up, as you felt the uncomfortable event happening. You feel your throat burn, your are eyes puffy, and your nose is stuffy. You have a coughing fit in your room around 1:48 am. You knew no one was up, but surely they are now. Sasori walked in "what's with you?" He asked showing zero emotion, "I'm sick, Sasori." You replied with a sniffle at the end. "You humans. This is another plus one of being a puppet, I don't get sick." "Lucky bastard" you mumbled. "Hm? Wanna repeat that ___?" He says, inching closer to you, "I'm gonna cough *sniff* all over you." You replied, another sniff following. "Won't harm me, I won't get sick, I could make out with you and nothing would happen." He said casually. Your face started to feel warmer then it previously was, "stop. It wouldn't be fair to Deidara." You cross your arms, "achoo!" Your arms lightly toss up in the air, fall again as the feeling in your throat grows stronger. "Oi! ___, are you ok?" Deidara asked, pretty worried. 'He cares' "Sasori, why can't you be like Deidara? He's worried about me... do you not care?" You say looking down, and start coughing again. You feel a warm, soft hand touch your chin 'I don't want them to leave me' forcing your head up slowly, it was Deidara. "Look, ___ hm. Sasori really cares about you. And so do I! But he has trouble showing emotion, because he has none anyways hm." He said, with a small smile at the end. You started to cough violently, to the point where you couldn't breathe, "___! Are you ok?" Deidara jumps on the bed with you, your coughing fit continues, "___, look into my eyes." Said a foreign voice, you look up, still coughing and see itachi with his sharingan activated. You listen and look into his eyes and fall into another world.

"___." Itachi said, you look up at him "hm?" "This is genjutsu. I will help you with genjutsu later on but basically it's another world where you can make anything happen." Itachi said, staring straight at you. "So only the person who casted it, can make things happen?" You question him, he simply nods. You start to blush, having bad scenarios play in your head with Sasori, Deidara, and even itachi. "I hope you know that I can see what you're thinking ___, you're not as innocent as you seem, are you. What if I was to take you out of this genjutsu now? What would you do?" He says smirking. "I don't know, itachi-Chan." You reply still flushed. He already knew though.

You start to open your eyes, you see itachi, Deidara, and Sasori all hovered over you, eyes piercing you, making you feel naked. "So, are you going to do it, ___?" Itachi asked, "only because I hate you." You reply, all the horrible feeling of a cold hitting you hard. You grab itachi's shirt and pull him towards you, he grabs your neck and inches toward you, eventually your lips meeting 'his lips are so soft...' his tongue pushes on your lips, practically begging for entry, you deny it though. Suddenly, four hands are everywhere, your back, your lower half, your stomach, you yelped in surprise and that's enough time for itachi to shove his tongue into your mouth, you pout and he grabs your breast, which made you shoot up immediately, and moan a bit in the kiss, making him smirk against your skin.
Sasori pushes him off and shoves his lips into yours, he doesn't ask for entry, he doesn't even need it. Your mouth is slightly agape and he takes advantage in that, the smallest gap of the mouth would let him in. He bites your lip a bit, making it easier for his tongue to slide in since you gasp a bit, with your tongues battling, you obviously losing, and Sasori finally has enough when he pulls away you see a string of saliva follow. Finally, Deidara is in front of you, and takes no time to put his soft lips onto yours, feeling his soft squishy tongue pressed against your own made you smile a bit, you soon gasp when you feel another mouth on your stomach, and remember Deidara's hand mouths. You two separate, and you smile triumphantly, making Deidara and Itachi confused. "What?" They say. "Oh nothing... nothing at all." You say smirking. You lay your head down on itachi and go to sleep. The rest following.

The next morning you wake up, hearing people cough, sneeze, and sniffle. Deidara and itachi walk to you, looking half dead. "Hey *sniffle* Itachi, Deidara *cough cough* How was last night?" You say, tilting your head slightly with a smile.

I forgot it was already Wednesday today, and I just want to say, thank you all so much for 300 reads! That means so much to me! Again thank you guys so much! This chapter has 845 words.