Deidara x reader x sasori *lemon*

Chapter 11:

Day 2:
'Maybe this is too obvious...' you kept walking around to the leaf village, and reached the gate. 'Shit, I'm going to have to sneak in...' you tried to sneak in, but froze as you saw no guards there 'pathetic' you waltzed into the leaf village and saw multiple people staring at you 'yep too obvious...' you went to a hotel and checked in.
Time skip
'Well, I have one day left here... better spend it wisely.' You started walking around, visiting shops, actually having a good time there. 'I'll have to bribe pain to not attack the leaf...' you may be new in the akatsuki, but you eavesdropped countless times and already knew pains plan. "There she is!" You heard a familiar voice yell. 'Damn, it must be that one guy earlier! Kakashi was it?' You heard two sets of feet running after you, all you had to do was jog to outrun them. You took a sharp turn, and yet another, hoping to lose them. Just in case you performed the shadow clone technique and sighed.
You started walking to the hotel you stayed at, totally brushing off that two people were after you. You reached the hotel easily but stopped dead in your tracks, seeing the two people who were running after you talking to the person at the desk. "Have you seen a girl? Wearing a white cloak, with a staff in hand, white hair, and pure white skin?" Gai said. 'Shit Shit Shit' you cast an invisibility Justu and sneaked past them, dashing down the hall like a mad person. You got our your key and opened the door with force and flopped on the bed. "Kami that was exhausting..." you sighed. You heard 3 knocks at the door, causing you to groan, 'ugh my chakra is running low, better return to my regular form...' you appeared with your akatsuki cloak, remembering that you couldn't take it off, answered the door only showing your head. "Yes?" You said tiredly, "We know you're the 10 tails, ___, just make this easy for us." Kakashi said. "How do you know I'm the 10 tails first of all? And second of all, how do you know my name?"  You questioned them "Well, you're the 10 tails, duh" Gai replied, rolling his eyes, "Well, clearly I'm not the 10 tails, I'm just trying to sleep because I got back from the hidden sand. Please leave me alone." You said and tried shutting the door, having a foot stop it. "Fine, if you have no problem than fight me and my partner here." Kakashi said. "If it'll make you go away, fine." You said, in no mood to fight at all. You followed them to a grassy field, getting ready to fight. 'My chakra is already diminished, but I still have enough to draw from the 10 tails for the sharingan.' You got into a fighting stance and reached for the pouch underneath your akatsuki cloak, and pulled out a kunai. "So am I fighting both of you at the same time?" You asked "No, just me." Kakashi replied, you smirked, and lunged at him with kunai in hand, clashing against his own, hands shaking, creating sparks with your kunai rubbing together. Kakashi jumped back and you stood still, and performed some hand signs, "Fire style! Fireball jutsu!" You yelled, his eye went wide, as his body went still, realizing this, he dodged it just in time. "You're strong." He said, you turned away for a second nodding, and turned back to see Kakashi performing chidori, you dodged easily, and copied him "What? How did you do that?" He asked, star struck, "it's a secret." You replied winking. "Guess I have no choice. Your organization proves harm to konoha, so if I have to destroy you, so be it!" He yelled, pulling his leaf headband up to show his sharingan eye. You started laughing with your eyes closed, and when you opened them again, your sharingan was activated. "Let's dance, Kakashi, you won't get a single mark on my headband." You said, pointing to your rogue ninja leaf headband. Kakashi jumped you and eyes immediately widened "you have sharingan too?" You nod "Amaterasu!" You shout, as your left eye starts to bleed, thankful that itachi trained you. While Kakashi was focused on your recent attack, you use the 10 tails chakra and perform the hand signs for fireball Justu, as it hits Kakashi dead on. "Sorry Kakashi. But fighting you would be a waste of time. I must be getting back now, but that performance was fun. Thanks for entertaining me." You say, as you start to jump away.
Time skip
You were finally back at the akatsuki hideout, even though you had to sleep outside, which was uncomfortable. You walk in, seeing everybody downstairs "SHE'S HERE! WE CAN PLAY THE GAME NOW!" Tobi yelled "um excuse me what?" You ask, tilting your head. "Well, first I have to talk to Pain." You said smiling a bit, right away seeing Tobi jumping around. You knock on the door "Leader?" You ask, "come in ___." He said calmly. You enter and tell him all the details of your mission.
Downstairs
"Can we start already? I'm tired of waiting for her." Kisame replied tired. "Ok ok! This game Tobi likes a lot, first you spin the bottle, and have to kiss anyone who it lands on! Girl or boy!" Tobi yelled. Konan looked calm about this, but the rest sweat dropped. "Senpai! You go first!" Tobi yelled handing the bottle to Deidara. "Ugh Tobi. I don't even like anyone here." Deidara said, annoyed. He spun the bottle angrily and it landed on konan, he rolled his eyes and started to lean in.

You walked downstairs and saw Deidara's lips meeting konan's you gasped loudly and froze in place, hands in front of your mouth, "___! Wait, I can explain!" Deidara yelled, seeing tears in your eyes. "I-I don't wanna hear it! Go with konan then!" You yelled, crying after that, while running up the stairs.

My goodness I'm so tired. But yea, thanks for reading, and just thank you guys for everything! Also I fixed chapter 2, because instead of having 1 sibling now you have 2, the one who killed your clan and another one, yea, sorry if anyone is confused. This chapter has 1064 words.