Deidara x reader x sasori *lemon*

Happy birthday Uchiha (oneshot)

Happy birthday itachi! Since I love him so much I decided to make a small lemon for him, I'm too lazy to make a separate story for him, so I decided to add it to this one! Don't worry, I'll still update either Tuesday or Wednesday.

Itachi's POV;
I woke up, feeling, something strange, I feel like this isn't my body, but I shrug it off and go to the showers, dragging my feet across the floor.
I hear the water running, which obviously means someone's in there, I roll my eyes and think it's one of the guys. I keep my eyes closed, but a voice makes them open, "Hi Itachi-kun!" ___ said, giving me a closed eye smile, and a small wave. I smile, every time I see her I feel so happy, but that's not the only thing I feel, I don't really know what it is, I've never felt it before, but I feel like it's called lust? "Hello ___, how are you doing?" I asked nicely. She smiled at me, I felt my heart flutter, what is this? "I'm doing great itachi-kun! How are you?" She asked warmly, she's always so nice and caring, I remember one time when Tobi scraped his knee ___ bandaged him up and even gave him a kiss to make him feel better. I'm no idiot to see that Tobi did it on purpose, even though I can't lie, I wanted her soft lips on something else, not just my own.
"Oh, I'm doing well, thank you" I nodded at her, I turned around to reach for my soap, but I felt another figure on me, it was ___, giving me a hug, I froze, she had no idea but she was driving me insane.
I turn around and she wraps her arms around me, pushing her soft breasts against my chest, I let out a low grunt and she didn't seem to notice.

You gave itachi a hug since it was his birthday "Happy birthday itachi-kun" You said into his broad chest, he patted your head "Wow, I can't believe it's my birthday today, even I forgot" Itachi said, letting out a low chuckle. Little did he know, that his own voice, especially when he laughed tuned you on so much. "Anyways itachi, since it's your birthday," you leaned into his ear "I'm gonna do something special" you whispered, grabbing his manhood, he gasped a bit, as you giggled and wrapped a towel around yourself and left. Little did you know what itachi had in store for you later tonight.

Itachi's POV;
Wow. Did that just happen? To a regular person like me? A beautiful girl like ___, being together with someone like me, even though I had bad thoughts running through my mind, what I felt right now needed to be taken care of, and there's no way that I could wait.
"Hey, idiot!" Sasori yelled, waving his arm towards me, we usually got along, but he always calls me small names, and always tries to get with ___, even though she clearly doesn't like him. "I made something for you Uchiha, since it's your birthday and all." He said, shoving a plate of dango in my hand, "Wow, you made these?" I asked, clearly amazed "Oh no, ___ made them, but I helped" He said, smirking a bit. Weird. Well, after I heard that ___ made it, and not that idiot, I happily took them out of his hand, I went up to the rooms and saw that ___ was out, she must've gone with Tobi to buy some stuff. I snuck into her room to grab a pillow of hers and went to my room, I quickly shut the door, hoping no one would come inside.

I grabbed the lotion next to me and buried my head into her pillow, it was full of her scent, which drove me insane, she had no idea what she was doing to me. I violently pumped the lotion onto my hand and slid off my undergarments, my cock already hard, I wanted ___ so bad, but I know that I couldn't have her, I just knew it in my heart.
I slowly started to stroke myself, letting out low grunts and growls here and there, even moaning out ___'s name sometimes, I started to pump faster and faster, until I let out a low moan and came while letting out a growl at the same time.
After I cleaned myself, and my room up, I reached for the dango and put it into my mouth, I started to feel really weird, and ended up passing out. "I knew I couldn't trust that idiot" I thought

Lemon warning!!
Itachi's POV;
I woke up, wondering what time it is, trying to get up but I couldn't? "What the hell?" I questioned to no one in particular, I heard a female giggle "Oh itachi-kun~ it's all part of your surprise!" She said, lust In not only her eyes, but mine as well. "___, what the hell are you doing?" I asked, as I noticed the ropes binding me, how did she even do this? And by herself? "Well, itachi, you were pretty easy to tie up, your pants were already gone, I just had to remove your shirt. And done! It's easy as that!" She said smiling. I blushed "You saw me like that?" I asked timidly, she laughed "well, if you think that's embarrassing, sorry Uchiha" she said slyly. She walked over to me, seeing that I was completely naked, and defenseless, she carefully traced her hand throughout my whole body, pausing when she reached my length. I looked at her with a flushed face, a 'please don't do this to me' kind of face. She smirked and lightly sat on top of my manhood, her clothed womanhood teasing me, with it rubbing against my thick ready manhood. I groaned, "___, please, the one thing is that it's my birthday, shouldn't I be doing this to you?" I asked-err well begged anyways. She frowned. "Oh poor itachi-kun~" she said, dragging out my name and smiling, whenever she does that, it can't mean anything good. She slowly went lower and lower, face to face with my aching cock, "is this hurting my birthday boy?" She questioned, lightly flicking my cock, I grunted a yes and she got to work. She lightly licked my cock and she seemed to be happy with my reactions, even though this was torture to me, her soft lips occasionally pecking my tip, which made it twitch a bit. She closed her eyes, smiled, "Well, sorry itachi, but maybe next year you'll get the whole thing!" ___ yelled walking away. I stayed in shock. No. No. I refuse to believe in this, "I'm just kidding itachi. I wouldn't do that to you. Even if I did you'd probably chase me down and fuck me senseless" she said, laughing a bit. I let out a sigh of relief, as she gets back on her knees, doing her job at such a slow pace. "____, g-go fas-faster" I grunted out, she smiled "next time you're gonna get cock blocked when we have little Uchiha's running around" ___ said, putting my whole length in her mouth "d-don't wo-Ahh-worry ___, I'll be s-sure to impregnate you" I said, she smiled and let out a laugh against my cock, I couldn't take it anymore and came inside her mouth with a loud moan coming out of my mouth. She slowly dragged me out of her mouth, which made me go crazy, she let some of my seed go on the ground which will not be unnoticed, when she unties me, I'll make sure to punish her.

"Itachi! Your surprise is gonna start now!" ___ yelled to me, her face changed to a happy one, to a more afraid one. "What's wrong, ___?" I asked her, worry clearly evident in my voice "it's my first time, but I'm glad I'm having it with you, itachi" she said, connecting our foreheads. I smiled, she did too.
___ slowly undressed herself and after that she started to breathe heavily. "Look ___, it'll be ok. I believe childbirth is worse" I said, trying to comfort her. I guess it worked because she lowered herself onto my cock, I was surprised at this brave gesture, so I accidentally moaned out her name. Her usual calm, happy face turned distorted, and she looked in pain. Hopefully it ends soon.

She began to bounce up and down on me, holding my wide shoulders for support, I guess the pain is gone now. "Is, th-ah-th-this good eno-enough for you ita-ita-chi?" She moaned out, I threw my head back and moaned "fuck. Yes ___ keep doing that."
I moaned out lowly, she started to cry "Itachi I can't take it. Your cock is so big and thick I just can't Ahh!" She screamed out. I patted her head "it's ok ___, soon you'll be loving it and be begging for me" I said lowly as her pace began to slow. I would've taken over but she had to tie me up didn't she. She started to pant heavily as her grip on my shoulders loosened, she still continued that same rhythmic bouncing on my cock so I wasn't complaining.
She must've thought of something because all of the sweat on her was gone, her grip tightened on my shoulders, I looked at her shocked and she smiled and kissed me, and began to go faster, bouncing up and down. "I can't take it itachi. I'm close" she whispered softly, I nodded in agreement as my cock poured my hot seed into her hole.

"___, can you please untie me" I asked nicely, her not having a single clue of what I'm actually going to do to her. She finished untying me and laid on my bed comfortable, completely forgetting I was even there, I smacked her ass roughly and she yelped. I turned her around roughly and grabbed her soft plush boobs and started to knead them like precious bread. I roughly kissed her on the lips, our tongues fighting for dominance. While we were busy kissing, I pounded my length into her and she yelled "Itachi! I-I wasn't even ready! You're so unfair !" She yelled, playfully smacking my chest. I started to pump in and out, faster and faster. I feel like ___ is losing consciousness, so I better hurry things up a bit.
I started thrusting even faster, all you could hear was skin slapping, that's all here. Her eyes fluttered, and had trouble keeping them open, I tried to hurry up. But she keeps thinking of one thing that makes her regain her energy in one go. "___, I noticed that every time you almost give up, you always think of one thing and that makes you keep going. What are you thinking of that is so important that it makes you feel this way?" I asked curiously. "I think of our future family, itachi, I already kn-know how sasu-Sasuke wants to restore his clan, so w-why not help him out?" She replied with a smile on her face I nodded. I then continue to thrust in and out of her, while my hands are on her breasts. "Ahh! Itachi I'm so close! You're hitting all the right places! Right there Ahh itachi!" She burst out. I smiled. Damn right I do a good job. I slow my pace and smiled, she frowned, "what are you doing?" She questioned me. "You don't come until I tell you to or you get punished" I said calmly, her face changed before giving me a subtle nod. I kept hitting her same spot "Did you get tighter or something?" I asked her curiously, she shook her head. I could feel my cock twitching, I looked down at ___, and saw her before (s/c) face a now pinkish color. "Come for me princess" I said, smiling. She sighed "Ahh! Itachi!!" She moaned loudly. I came with a low grunt after her.

We lay down on my bed and I wrapped my arms around her protectively, "you're mine now ___" I said. "Yea. Happy birthday Uchiha" she smiled as she kissed me. I smiled and touched her stomach as I awaited the new life that was forming.

Thank you for reading! And again happy birthday to my favorite Naruto character ever! I hope you guys enjoyed this oneshot! This chapter has 2085 words!