Lost Identity - Undertale (Sans x Reader)

Sticks and Stones and Skele-bones

"(Y/n), come on!"

You are currently hiding inside your closet back at Toriel's house. Your face still feels like it's on fire, and you aren't thinking of coming back into the outside world- where Sans is waiting, by the way- anytime soon.

*Stop being a baby and go kiss your boyfriend!*

He's not my boyfriend alright? I will find a way to murder you. Okay? Okay good glad we're on the same page here buddy chum pal friendo

"Please come out, my child!" Toriel says in a concerned voice.

"N-nah," You say, burying your face deeper into an extra blanket you found. "I-I think I'll just stay in here. P-probably forever."

"Ugh!" You hear Alex stomp her foot. "The spaghetti has been burnt because of your laziness! Now we can't eat it!"

"Oops."

Thank goodness...

"(Y/n), this is no time for your silly games!"

"Just, uh, g-go do fun stuff at the skele-bros' house without me."

"No!" She pauses for a second, then bangs on the door. "In fact, they're right here!"

Noooooooooo whyyyyyyyy

"(Y/N)! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU!" Papyrus' very loud voice made you wince as he yells through the door, apparently thinking you won't be able to hear him unless he shouts.

"yeah *cough* me neither." Sans talks lazily as usual, and it makes you slightly annoyed. Especially because he is the one who caused you to flee here.

You scoff, rolling your eyes. "Lier." You mutter quietly under your breath, but everyone catches it anyway.

Another moment passes as you hear everyone turn to Sans.

"SANS-"

"Have you done something to my child?" Toriel sounds scary.

"no I would never-"

"I saw them kiss!" Alex bursts out suddenly, and you groan. Of course she did.

*Heh heh heh.*

Would you shut up?

"Alie-"

"Don't try to talk your way out of this! I saw it!"

"Is this true?" Somehow, Toriel suddenly sounds... Different.

"uh... maybe?"

"Oh, my!" Toriel tries to open the door, but thankfully, you had locked it earlier. "My child, why are you hiding? The ship has sailed!"

"N-no it hasn't!" You're sure you are as red as a tomato.

"heh."

"S-shut up, Sans."

"alright, sorry, sweetheart."

You hear Toriel and Alex gasp, clapping their hands over their mouths.

"You already have pet names for each other?!" Alex ask/shouts.

"No!"

"yes."

"Definitely not!"

"definitely yes."

"Never!"

"of course we do."

"Shut the fuck up, Sans!"

"nope."

"No swearing in front of Alex, please." Toriel says rather sweetly, and you roll your eyes again.