The Akatsuki's Girl (Akatsuki Fan Fic)

Chapter 8 Deidara's Explosionless Girl

I sat in my bedroom painting my nails a light pink with the nail polish I found in Konan's room. Deidara was pounding on the door which I locked.

"Come on un! It's my turn to teach you a thing or two!"

"Hmmm let me think....no."

"You better let me in right now un!"

"Oh why don't you just go masterbate or something? I bet you do it all the time with those hands of yours."

"I'll kill you!"

"Can't kill the truth girly man."

The door was suddenly blown off and I gulped.

'Uh oh....ok stay calm and think Misaki! Think!'

"Kakuzu's gonna kill you for that."

"We were getting the door replaced anyway un."

'Crap!'

Deidara got closer and closer and I panicked with every step he took so I simply chucked the nail polish at his face and ran out of the bathroom.

"Help!!! A trans gender master bating pyromaniac is after my soul!!!" I yelled running into the living room.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!"

'Uh oh, now he's really mad....'

I ran until I bumped into Sasori and I quickly hid behind him.

"Move Sasori-Danna! I'm gonna kill that little bitch! Un!"

Sasori starred at Deidara calmly and boredly while I stuck my tongue out at Deidara.

"Masterbatersayswhat?" I mumbled.

"What?"

"Ha! You got nothin goin on." I said smiling at my little joke.

(Family Guy! Anyone see that ep? Anyone?)

"You can't kill her we need her you idiot." Sasori said slightly pissed and a little annoyed.

"Who cares! We'll find someone else! That little brat has caused nothing but trouble un!"

"I am hurt!" I said dramaticly and he rolled his eyes.

"Sasori-Danna please move so I can kill her already."

"Wait....Sasori....Danna? You guys are gay? Well that settles my problem here."

"What?! We're not gay!" Deidara yelled with white plate eyes and Sasori grew an anime vein.

"Then why'd you call him Danna? You know in the Memoirs of Geisha Danna means husband."

(OMG! Did anyone know that? I laughed my ass off when I found out XD heck I'm still laughing!)

"It also means master un!"

"Oooooh, so it's a sexual thing."

"What! No Sasori's just stronger than I am!"

"Woooow admitting your weak so easilly."

"I am not weak!"

I was having fun messin with Deidara's head. Waaaay too easy to piss off. Just like Hidan. I snapped out of my thoughts when I was thrown at Deidara by Sasori.

"Here just take her, but don't kill her." Sasori said walking away.

"Don't worry, I have something better in mind un, death is more of a release really."

"Meep!"

I struggled to get out of Deidara's grip but it was too tight. He dragged me into one of the training rooms and tied me to the wall.

"Hey Misaki un, did you know these walls are bomb proof?" Deidara said flying on his bird clay thing.

'Uuuuh oooh.'

For the rest of the day I had bombs thrown at me from every corner, I broke free from the rope but the thing is these bombs move!

"I hate explosions!"

'Being a bitch until I get out of this mess is gotta be the worst idea I've ever had.'

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Meh! Too short! Sorry but I was eager to update since this was late but I have other stories to update to ya know. Well catcha later peepz! ;P