The Akatsuki's Girl (Akatsuki Fan Fic)

Chapter 14 What a Waste of Precious Time and MONEY!

-Recap-

"I thought you fucking left. Why are you helping us?" Hidan asked as I cleaned his arms.

"Times have changed Hidan, the world needs the Akatsuki's help."

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"

I sighed in frustration.

"Let me explain from the beginning..."

-End of Recap-

(WARNING!!! If you have not watched Naruto Shippuden season....5 I think, then you won't know what Misaki is talking about and there will be spoilers! Remember, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!)

"...When the Akatsuki started the fourth great ninja war and the five great nations joined together the remaining of the Akatsuki died."

".....There was a war?"

I sighed again.

"Shut up and try to pay attention! After the war ended, the five great nations were weakened. They lost many and the remains were injured. That's when a new enemy rose...."

"A new enemy? Who the fuck is that?"

"They call themselves The Mayonaka. An organization of twelve."

"What?! Mayonaka means midnight! They're fucking making fun of us! What do they wear? Moons?" Hidan complained.

"Actually..they wear white cloaks with blue stars...They also call themselves the rebirth of the Akatsuki but what they're fighting for is something completely different."

"And what's that?"

"Nothing. They have no cause to fight for. They just want power. No peace..." I said sadly.

"Let me guess, one man the rest women?" Hidan said thinking they were all opposite.

"No there are only three women. Sexist bastards..." I said mumbling the last part to myself. "I'm reviving the Akatsuki so they can help put an end to this."

Hidan rose an eyebrow. 

"Help?"

".......Well anyways I'm off to revive Kakuzu so he can piece you back together." I said and quickly left before he could question me any further.

"WAIT! I'M FUCKING HUNGRY AND BORED!"

I stopped outside the door and thought it over before going back inside. I duck taped Hidan's mouth shut and put his head in my back pack before leaving. I wasn't good at sewing so I couldn't put him back together by myself. I also needed Hidan to be quiet and I knew he would complain.

I quickly jumped through the trees and headed for Konoha. The next one I had to revive was obvious. Kakuzu. Otherwise Hidan would complain about still not being able to move or eat or shower since I refuse to clean him with the wash cloth below the waist. I was lucky his pants weren't blown off.

As I closed in on Konoha I heard Hidan's muffled complains and sighed.

'How can I sneak in QUIETLY if he keeps making noise?!'

I stopped on a tree branch and hung my backpack on it before continuing. I did a hand sign to hide my chakra a bit and put my hood up before entering the village looking like a traveler. I walked up to the two men sitting near the front gate.

"Excuse me but do you know where I could find the Coroner's office 1?"

The two men looked at me puzzled but luckily I thought up an excuse before I came.