Loud Thoughts From A Quiet Girl

Storytime ☕️

HI!
Your bitch is back after 2 months... oops...
Anyway.
So today I have a 2 short storytimes prepared for your reading enjoyment.
(READ MY INTRODUCTION FIRST SO YOU UNDERSTAND THE NAMES OF MY FRIENDS!!!!)
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So my friend, Marvin is like 5'11 or 6'0, while I'm at a measly 5'1.
He's literally so tall like bitch wtf.
And he makes fun of me for being short but like in a loving way. Like I'm a super tiny person, I'm short, I have super small hands and feet, and my hair is literally more than half my size.
I'm told I look like young Gerard but I don't see it???? I do see the resemblance in hands though, we both have weird pinkies.
Anyway.
So my friend Coal and Marvin were talking and Coal's like "I wear size 13 in womens shoes." and Marvin is so shocked cause Coal is also super tall. And I'm just like "I wear size 4..." and Marvin is just like "Aww you're so tiny!!" and Coal is like "Yeah, when we went on the school trip she borrowed my shoes and she kept tripping over herself, and those shoes are too small for me." I can't help it I'm teensy!!!!!!!!
So like Marvin held out his hand and so I also put my hand up and his hands are like a third bigger than mine and I'm just laughing but crying and he's like "WHY ARE YOU SO SMALL????? ITS CUTE NO HOMO." and I'm like "I don't know why, but thanks?"
And so then class was over and we started walking out of the classroom and I was like "You're so tall, it threatens me." And he's like "I'm not that tall, you're just short." And I said "I'm not short, I'm just compact size." and he started freaking out like "THAT'S THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD OH MY JESUS."
El Fin.