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so a few days ago I hit my leg on the door-by accident ya jerk! :'(- and then my mum had to press it to stop it from swelling....this here is what I screamed whilst in undeniable pain:

AAAAAAAAARGH!!!

HOLY OREOS!!!

YO OW!!!

HOLY HADES!!!

OOWWW!!!

MAKE IT STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

OK JUST STOP. *removes mum's hands away from foot and walks away like a boss...limping*

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