*on the phone with my friend*
Me: *starts rummaging through pockets* jessy?! Jessy?! I can't find it!
Jessy: find what?
Me: *starts rummaging even more* jessy!? Jessy i seriously can't find it!
Jessy: can't find what woman!?
Me: my phone!
Jessy: *groans* dude you're talking to me on the phone...so chillax!
Me:*not listening and still rummaging* I'm gonna have to call you back ok bye! *hangs up*

YOU ARE READING
MY RANDOMNESS KILLS 2
HumorSUP DAWGS!? This electronic 'book' (el oh el) is filled with my random stupidity This is also deh sequel tah MRK! hurrah hurrah hurrah! but don't worry there isn't anything that you need ta catch up to so just go on. now...may the forces be with you...