boyfriend: happy birthday babe!
girlfriend: OMG thanks! what did you get me!
boyfriend: you see that big shiny violet coloured boat?
girlfriend: OMG yes!
boyfriend: well I got you a toothbrush that's the same colour!
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YOU ARE READING
MY RANDOMNESS KILLS 2
HumorSUP DAWGS!? This electronic 'book' (el oh el) is filled with my random stupidity This is also deh sequel tah MRK! hurrah hurrah hurrah! but don't worry there isn't anything that you need ta catch up to so just go on. now...may the forces be with you...