he's da real deal!

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me: mum, I would like you to meet my boyfriend Loui-

mum: I swear if you show me another poster I wil-

louis:*walks in*

mum: oh,...he's really here, now tell me, did you clone him by pulling a strand of his hair off at a meet and greet orrrrr?

me: no!

mum: fine *turns to louis* how much did she pay you to be here?

louis:..........you don't wanna know.

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