I have a seriously bad, painful and treacherous cold

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I have a really bad, treacherous,  painful, unbearable and serious cold sooo

me:*blows nose....VERY dramatically like in cartoons*

me:*looks at snot/boogers/bogeys/weird green slime that somehow has no smell (don't ask)*

me:........well that's something you don't see everyday *sniffs*

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