Copyright © 2018 by PatheticallyWeird
THIS BOOK IS TRASH. LIKE ME. BTW LEROY SANCHEZ IS BAE AND SO IS HIS VOICE SO LIKE CLICK THAT VIDEO AND HEAR HEAVEN.
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"Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!""Ehh mooooove away" I said utterly disgusted.
"Seriously? It's just a sneeze" My brother said.
"Bu-
"Achoo!"
Doesn't this boy know what a tissue is.
"At least contain your nose fluids!" I exclaimed.
"Well my dear sister do you mind fetching your ill brother a tissue so he can capture all his nose mucus into it?" He said mocking me.
I grumbled in reponse bringing him a box of tissues. I'm such a great sister.
"Why thank you"
"Thank me by not sneezing on me and into those poor tissues"
May god have mercy on them.
He rolled his eyes. "You can be more supportive towards your dying brother"
"It's just a flu" I deadpan.
"Yet you act like your gonna get contaminated if you come near me!" He exclaimed.
"I rather not be sneezed on again" I retorted.
"Hey Hails?" He asked.
"Yeah"
"Give me your hand"
"Why?" I asked confused.
"Just do it"
I frowned "Are they clean?"
"Yeah sure" he said.
Confused, I hold my hand out which led to him dumping his very soggy tissue onto my hand.
"Oh my god ewwww!" I screeched "Ew ew ew" I am disgusted, I am revolted, I have been nothing but a great sister and this is the thanks I get?
"Oh my god your face wa-" Before he could finish the sentance I throw his 'contaminated' tissue at his face.
"I hate you" he said peeling the tissue off his face.
"Love you too Hayden" I said leaving to go the bathroom and scrub my hands with dettol spray because god knows that no hand wash is getting this goo off me.
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"HAILEY!" My brother yelled storming into my bedroom. I see his flu is gone. He had that thing for 2 weeks.
"Yes brother how may I be a service to you?" I said sarcastically.
"Where's my phone charger?" he demanded "and don't lie I know you have it" he said.
I sighed opening my drawer pulling out Hayden's very torn up charger. I knew this day was coming. Don't judge me they rip so easily it's impossible to keep them in perfect condition.
Holding his charger out for him I put on my most innocent face on. This is the 7th charger I have broken.
This month.
"What the hell Hailey! That was a new charger! How do you even break these things" He said staring at his deformed charger.
"It wasn't my fault!" I lied.
"Oh yeah then whose was it?" He questioned. His eyes narrowing towards me.
"I-It was Avery! Yeah she came over yesterday and s-she got hungry?" I didn't even believe what I was saying.
"Avery.. got hungry? So she decided to mutilate my charger?" He said a bit confused. Okay his charger didn't look that bad.
"Yes hungry" Sounds like Avery.
"I didn't even see her yesterday" he said suspiciously.
"Well she couldn't wait to eat so she like ran upstairs and tried to eat the first thing she saw"
"She does know there's a fridge right?" Your quite dumb arent you.
"Jeez Hayden how many questions do you have?"
"Okay fine i'll stop. But you and Avery better stay away from my charger" He said a bit freaked out.
In case your wondering Avery is my best friend. For some reason she's always happy.
"Oh yeah dad said to do the grocery shopping today" he said leaving my room.
"Noooooo!"
"Your still doing it" I heard my brother yell out.
FML.
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