South Park Romance

chap 11

Monday morning came and Stan was almost late for school. If it wasn’t for Kyle calling him, Stan would have slept right through. So many things happened that Stan couldn’t process all at once. Stan was glad that Kyle was the smarter one out of both of them. Everyone had the Monday blues, Well it was Monday and the first day out of the week for school. Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were very tired. Butters had a lot of energy on Mondays. That is one of the reasons why Kenny liked Butters. He was always cheerful and innocent.

                Kenny wanted to put his plan into motion. He went to Stan and asked him the question.

                “Hey Stan, can you help me out a little? I need a favor.” Kenny asked.

                “What is it Kenny?” Stan replied.

                “Well you see, I have a crush on Butters, and I don’t know how to talk to him about it. I don’t know if he likes me or not. Can you help? I need you to pretend that we are dating so I can make him jealous.” Kenny said.

                “Well wouldn’t it be easier to just talk to Butters?” Stan asked.

                “Please Stan, it won’t be long, just to make him jealous.” Kenny said.

                “Oh alright Kenny, I will pretend.” Stan said with a sigh.

                “Good, hold hands with me when we walk towards Butters.” Kenny took Stan’s hand and they were holding hands.

                Butters saw Kenny and Stan holding hands and he felt sad. He really liked Kenny, why was he holding hands with Stan? Butters was really upset, but he kept on smiling.

                “Hey fellas, how is it going?” Butters asked.

                “Oh, it’s going great.” Kenny said.

                “Yeah, what about you Butters?” Stan asked.

                “Oh you know, just doing good.” Butters looked a little down, but was trying to smile.

                “Well, time for first period, let’s go!” Kenny said and walked to first period.

                Kyle saw Stan next to Kenny, but couldn’t make out if he was holding hands or not, Kyle thought he was just thinking too much. Kenny and Stan let go of each other’s hands and sat in their seats. Butters was really upset so he passed a note to Kyle asking him if they could pretend to date. Kyle said yes to it and had to notify Stan what was going on.

                “Stan, I am going to pretend to date Butters, he really likes Kenny, and for some reason he felt upset this morning.”

Kyle passed the note to Stan and Stan began to read it. “Well what do you know, Kenny’s plan is working.” Stan thought to himself. Oh! Stan better tell Kyle what is going on.

                Before Stan had the chance though, Kenny took Stan’s hand and kissed him on the cheek. Kyle felt so hurt when he saw Kenny do that to Stan. Kyle ran out of the room when the bell rang and went into the bathroom.

                Stan ran to the bathroom and talked to Kyle.

                “Kyle, I am sorry you saw that. But this morning Kenny asked to pretend for Butters sake. Kenny and Butters like each other but don’t know how to talk to them. I’m so sorry baby.” Stan apologized.

                Stan walked into the stall Kyle was in and gave him a big kiss on the lips, then made out with Kyle. Kyle was getting a boner from Stan’s kisses.

                “Oh, it’s alright Stan, but now we have another problem.” Kyle said with a wink.

                Stan looked down and saw what he meant. Kyle’s boner was seeable.

                Kyle then got on top of Stan and started making out and took off each other’s pants.

                “K kyle, what are you doing?” Stan asked surprised.

                “Well I can’t go to class like this, you have to help me Stan, and the only way you can is by some sexy time. Plus this is a make up present. You had me worried that you were cheating on Kenny.” Kyle said seductively.

                “Oh alright, but we have to make it quick Kyle!” Stan said.

                Kyle put his penis in Stan’s butt and started humping him. Stan was just taking it. Stan really loved the feeling of Kyle in him. Kyle loved the feeling of Stan also, he was moaning softly and saying Stan’s name. Stan was also saying Kyle’s name in the boys bathroom. Soon, Kyle came in Stan and Stan came at the same time. They quickly cleaned themselves with toilet paper and ran the their other classes. So now they know Kenny and Butters likes each other. Kyle was starting to form a plan in his head to get those two together. Kyle was thinking about a double date.