South Park Romance

Chap 13

                Kyle was getting ready for the big date that was going to be in about 10 minutes. Kyle was wearing a suit and his hair was straight. He couldn’t wait to see Stan in his suit. He will be so sexy and he will be all mine.

                Stan was already ready for the date, he had his suit on, his hair was brushed and Kenny was over in his suit, he was very hansom Stan thought. Butters would love Kenny and what he is wearing!

                Stan and Kenny started out the door to go to Kyle’s house. Butters was walking too. Butters saw Kenny and thought he was amazing. His hair was beautiful, his eyes were gleaming, and he just wanted to hug Kenny. Kenny saw what Butters was wearing and thought he was extremely sexy. Kenny was very aroused and his was getting a little boner. He couldn’t let anyone see it. He had to hide it the rest of the way to Kyles.

                Cartman went to go pick up Wendy for the date. Wendy was wearing a purple dress, wearing makeup, and her hair was curly. Cartman thought she looked amazing. She was very beautiful and he smile was lovely. Wendy thought Cartman was hansom also. He looked good in a suit, even though he was still wearing his hat.

                “Why hello Wendy, it’s a very lovely evening.” Cartman said

                Wendy giggled when Cartman said that. “Yes Eric, a very lovely evening.” Wendy replied.

                Cartman took Wendys hand and they walked over to Kyle’s house. They were holding hands the rest of the way there.

                Stan waited for everyone to come at the door then he knocked and Kyle answered the door. Stan saw Kyle in his suit, Stan thought he was just the sexiest person he ever saw. He just stared at Kyle while everyone started to move for Kyle to come outside so they can go on their way. Stan was still standing there until Kyle snapped him out of it by giving him a passionate kiss on the lips. Stan felt that he was in heaven when that happened.

                Kyle knew Stan was sexy. He always thought Stan was sexy and he was so horny for Stan. He had to kiss him with everyone there. He just had to. Stan was so adorable.

                “Come on guys! Stop being so damn horny you horndogs.” Cartman yelled.

                “Yeah, we got to get to the restaurant.” Wendy was siding with Cartman.

                “Sorry guys, but Stan is so sexy right now, I could just eat him up!” Kyle replied.

                “Ewww, come on Kyle, we don’t want to know your sex life.” Cartman said.

                “Wha wha, what happened?” Stan said confused.

                Everyone laughed at Stan because he was so out of it. That kiss must have sparked Stan. Now everyone can get on to the date. They were almost late, but made it just in time.

                “Did you make a reservation”? The waitress asked.

                “Yes, under Stan Marsh.” Stan said.

                Ah, good, let me take you to your seats.” The waitress walked them to a booth.

                They all sat down and started to get some drinks going.

                “So guys, I know what this is all about. You are trying to get me and Butters together right? Well I am not going to hide it anymore. Butters, I like you a lot! You are perfect for me, your kind, oblivious, adorable, and you mean know harm. I liked you ever since I knew you. It may seem that I didn’t, but you know how we were when we were kids. Didn’t know any better. Well I can’t hide it anymore. You are sexy and I want you Butters!” Kenny made a speech to Butters.

                Everyone just stared at Kenny for that amazing speech he made. Kenny then took Butters by the head and planted a big one on him. He kissed him like crazy. Very passionate and long. It was about two minutes then he stopped for Butters to catch his breath.

                “Wow Kenny! That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! I love you Kenny! You are amazing and I always liked you since middle school!” Butters replied and kissed Kenny again.

                “Awww that is so sweet Kenny and Butters.” Cartman said.

                “When are you going to say a speech to me Eric”? Wendy said playfully giggling.

                “Oh Wendy, my feelings for you can’t be said with words. I liked you for quite some time now. Even though Brett was in my life, I always hunched I liked you. From that kiss you planted on me in 3rd grade, I liked you. That’s why I was always mean to you.” Cartman said kissing Wendy on the lips for a minute.

                “Stan, I know I don’t really talk about my feelings much, and that you never knew my feelings, but I liked you ever since we were friends. You were different from the others. I liked you and kept them hidden. I couldn’t hide anymore. My feelings exploded on you. I am glad you accepted me.” Kyle kissed Stan on the lips also.

                Everyone was kissing now and the waitress came.

                “Excuse me, what would you guys like to eat?” She asked.

                “We all would like the spaghetti please.” Cartman said.

                “Coming right up guys.” The waitress said and walked to the kitchen.

                Everyone was just talking now about school waiting for their food to come. It was about 10 minutes and the waitress came back with food.

                “Enjoy guys!” She left to them to eat.

                “MMM guys this is great food.” Butters said.

                Kenny leaned over and licked some spaghetti sauce off of Butter’s cheek. Butters blushed and kept eating.

                Everyone was having a good time and then the evening was over. They paid the waitress and started walking out. Wendy and Cartman went to his house, Stan and Kyle went to Kyle’s house, and Butters took Kenny to his house afterwards. Wonder what will happen after this wonderful night.