Connected Webs (Spider-Man Male Reader x RWBY)

Anger Management

Deadpool POV
Sweet! Some kind of amazing story! I wonder what will happen in it! Oh boy! A Spider-Man and Deadpool team-up! It's always awesome! Comics have it everywhere!

I look out at the cool kingdom of Vale as some guy I pointed a gun to called it. Along with the cops I killed but let's ignore that! I was eating a chimichanga until I bumped into some stupid ass looking dude with (h/c) walking with some dumb looking slightly-emo red hooded girl.

Deadpool: You made me drop my fucking Chimichanga! You dick!

(Y/n): Well then watch where you are going!

Deadpool: I have the right mind to cut you!

(Y/n): Oh shut it Deadpool!

Deadpool: Wait how do you know my name? Plot convenience?

(Y/n): *steam coming out ears and face is red* Grrrrrr....

Ruby: Hey you two stop fighting!

(Y/n): Look...

He takes out some wallet and hands me the currency used in Vale and looks at me.

(Y/n): That should be enough to at least give you 10 chimichangas.

Deadpool: Thank you moron! I hope to meet you soon due to plot! Also the author is an idiot for doing a retcon because he wasn't confident in his writing skills with multiple characters at that point!

(Y/n): There is no plot and there is no fourth wall! You shut your mouth! You stupid f-

(Y/n) POV

Ruby is covering my mouth as I am swearing up a storm. Yang turns around the corner and approaches us.

Yang: Why does (Y/n) look like he is gonna rip the head off a gorilla?

Ruby: Some guy and him argued really hard over some stuff.

Yang: That is (Y/n) though. Always being anti-social and weird.

(Y/n): *escapes Ruby's grasp* Damnit I have feelings you know!

Yang: *hair goes bright yellow and on fire and eyes become red* WELL KEEP THEM IN CONTROL!

(Y/n): MAYBE I WON'T BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO THINK RIGHT AROUND HERE!

Yang: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!?

(Y/n): IT MEANS YOU AREN'T THINKING STRAIGHT AND SO HASN'T BLAKE!

Yang: YEAH BECAUSE FUCK IT YOU CAN TOTALLY KISS THE GIRL AFTER SAVING HER!

(Y/n): SHE INITIATED IT! WHY ARE YOU SO MAD ABOUT THAT!?!?

Yang: BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA AND I.....GRAAAAAAA!

She is about to punch me but I catch it and throw her onto the ground in an armlock.

(Y/n): Now look I need you to calm dow-

She grabs me and pulls me towards what I think is the training room in Beacon and throws me across the floor.

Yang: We are fighting now!

(Y/n): Fine I will use my rope darts and bring you down! It's time someone put you in your place!

I took on Ghost Rider. I can take her on too!

She yells and charges straight at me but I dodge to the left.

(Y/n): *yawns* Bring it on Goldilocks!

Too easy. Taunting the opponent will work.

She charges again but before I could dodge, she uses her guns against me which makes me avoid it by back flip.

(Y/n): Ruby would put up a better fight!

She gets a good right hook on me but the rest of her moves I avoid easily due to her sloppiness.

(Y/n): Cool. Let me show you how I am not the weak no-semblance person you knew me as last time we sparred at Signal! I will beat you this time! I have been improving! I'm gonna show you!

Wait, what?  Did she think that of me? Was that pat me speaking through current me? Uhhh...

CATCH!

I catch her fist and fling her across the arena until she recovers midair and uses a gunshot to fling herself at me. I use a rope dart and swing her around until I throw her out of the arena

(Y/n): So long Gay Bowser!

I swipe my hands and recheck my rope darts for damage. A match well do-

Yang: Not quite yet!

She punches me in the back of the head then does multiple shots in succession into my back.

(Y/n): Damnit. Not cool Yin! Not cool!

Yang: What? You scared of los-

She shuts up when I shoot my rope dart into her chest and pull her towards me with the hardest punch I can dish out going into her face.

(Y/n): Want to make this an encore?

I quickly go behind her and use the same rope dart in her chest and throw her as hard as I can onto the ground. I then let go and kick her side a bunch before kicking her into the air and punching her down.

(Y/n): Are you calm now?

Yang: Ow.

(Y/n): Here let me he-

I trip over her and end up on top of her awkwardly.

(Y/n): I umm...shit let me just get u-

Yang: Let's stay like this.

(Y/n): Why?

Yang: Because...

(Y/n): No thot.

I get up and dust myself off.

(Y/n): Look no relationships. I got shit to take care of.

Yang: Oh it's always this and that. How about it huh? Why? Why is it everytime you leave you don't come back for at least 20-40 minutes?

(Y/n): Hey look it's...none of your business.

I leave her behind early because I didn't know what was going on with me. At all. Period.

???: Pushing away people again huh?

(Y/n): Yes Blake. I guess we both do that more than we would like to admit.

Blake: Follow me. I got something to show you. White Fang stuff that is connected to that Gang War you are looking up.

(Y/n): Fine. I can see what's going on.