NOTE: I COULDN'T ATTRIBUTE THIS IN THE TITLE DUE TO MAXIMUM TITLE LENGTH REQUIREMENTS, BUT THIS IS A PARODY ON "IN THE CLOSET" BY MICHAEL JACKSON.
There's something I have to say to you
But of course you won't understand
I cannot hold my tongue
When in your presence
I'm so angry
Fight me
Don't hide your sh*t
Senator to Senator
It's just a new bill
To let old laws die
We'll take a big vote
We'll get it by
We can't just leave it
They'll just steal our money
Got to just ignore 'em
This is politics, honey!
But she wants to hate me
(she wants to hate me)
(Aahh, she wants to hate me)
Make me
(she wants to hate me)
(Aahh, she wants to hate me)
She wanna hate me
(she wants to hate me)
(Aahh, she wants to hate me)
Yea
(she wants to hate me)
(Aahh, she wants to hate me)
They're just some bodies
Not really people
We can't just keep them
'Cause they're illegal
That's just how it works
You can't sustain them
So if you like them
You'll go and join them
She wants to hate me
(she wants to hate me)
(Aahh, she wants to hate me)
Make me
(she wants to hate me)
(Aahh, she wants to hate me)
She wanna hate me
(she wants to hate me)
(Aahh, she wants to hate me)
Yea
(she wants to hate me)
(Aahh, she wants to hate me)
One thing in life
You must understand
The truth of hate
Senate to land
So open the door
And you will see
YOU ARE READING
Political Parodies
HumorWith all kinds of fuckery going on in politics on a daily basis, there are parodies just waiting to be written. Here are all of those that my friend @Abigailmeira and I can come up with. This will be updated whenever one of us completes a parody and...