Parody by @ElfDwarfWannabe
I can't believe the news today
When did cooperation go away?
How long?
How long must we sing this song?
How long, how long?
'Cause tonight, protect the Rule of Law
Tonight
Whistleblower talks Zelensky call
Trump claims that he said nothing at all
He claimed corruption 'gainst opponent's son,
Evidence puts fingers on impeachment gun.
Congress, bloody Congress
Congress, bloody Congress
Congress, bloody Congress, Congress, bloody Congress
The President's officially impeached
Mitch McConnell's lockstep with the Chief
Pelosi names her folks and signs the articles
Papers on a silver plate, walked across the hall.
Congress, bloody Congress
Congress, bloody Congress
How long?
How long must we sing this song?
How long, how long?
'Cause tonight, protect the rule of law
Tonight, Trump did nothing wrong
Tonight
Congress, bloody Congress
(Tonight, tonight) Congress, bloody Congress
Polarized from wall to wall
Republicans reject their colleagues' call
Witness motion fails on party lines
McConnell tell me who is partisan?
Congress, bloody Congress (Congress, bloody Congress)
Congress, bloody Congress (Congress, bloody Congress)
Now they've paid the Devil's due
Partyline acquittal right on cue.
Trump can claim he can't be held accountable.
A future prez can claim the clause is null.
Romney crosses party lines
One person's not enough - we fear the Rule of Law will die!
Congress, bloody Congress
Congress, bloody Congress
YOU ARE READING
Political Parodies
UmorWith all kinds of fuckery going on in politics on a daily basis, there are parodies just waiting to be written. Here are all of those that my friend @Abigailmeira and I can come up with. This will be updated whenever one of us completes a parody and...
