(parody by ElfDwarfWannabe)
Kavanaugh Is Coming To Town
By Nava Fischman - Charry, with apologies to J. Fred Coots, Henry Gillespie and Bing Crosby
You better watch out
Better safeguard your rights
Better vote now
I'm telling you why
Kavanaugh is comin' to town, he's unfit!
He lied under oath
Still barely got by;
Now he's going to the bench, Roe V. Wade is on the line
Kavanaugh is comin' to town
In order to impeach him, the Congress must vote him out
He lied under oath
His mates' words conflict with his
They told the truth; Dr. Ford Mr. Brettie tried to rape!
You better watch out
Better safeguard your rights
Better vote now
I'm telling you why
Kavanaugh is comin' to town
I like beer, abortion is a sin
Prez rejects court, Mr. Brettie says it's fine
Kavanaugh is comin' to town
Says he didn't rape nobody, but his maties confirm he tried,
Has the wrong demeanor for a judge by his own advice.
Kavanaugh is comin' to town.
Dr. Ford testifies, Brett's buddies confirm
Tried to rape her in high school.
They took an oath, all told the truth,
Judge Kav denies it outright.
You better watch out
Better safeguard your rights
Better vote now
I'm telling you why
Kavanaugh is comin' to town
Will not allow abortion,
Trump picked him for his views.
There's an unfair biased majority now,
Call B.S. for goodness sake!
You better watch out
Better safeguard your rights
Better vote now
I'm telling you why
Kavanaugh is comin' to town
You better watch out
Better safeguard your rights
Better vote now
I'm telling you why
Kavanaugh is comin' to town
You mean, the new justice who lied under oath?
He's comin' to town
YOU ARE READING
Political Parodies
HumorWith all kinds of fuckery going on in politics on a daily basis, there are parodies just waiting to be written. Here are all of those that my friend @Abigailmeira and I can come up with. This will be updated whenever one of us completes a parody and...
