Mr. President (collaboration) (Parody on Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel)

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And here's to you, Mr. President

Our country hates you more than you will know

Wo wo wo

And thanks to you Mr. President,

It's 'cause of you our friends the rent can't pay

Hey hey hey, hey hey hey


We'd like to know a bit of what's inside of your tax files

We'd like to see how much you pay yourself

Look around him all you see are dirty little lies

At the so-called work of his, the damage has been done


And here's to you, Mr. President

Our country hates you more than you will know

Wo wo wo

And thanks to you Mr. President,

It's 'cause of you our friends the rent can't pay

Hey hey hey, hey hey hey


Cover it with hush money so no one ever knows

Hide it in dark places with the mushrooms

It's a little secret, just a high-profile affair

After all, you've got to hide it from the court


Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mr. President

Our country hates you more than you will know

Wo wo wo

And thanks to you Mr. President,

It's 'cause of you our friends the rent can't pay

Hey hey hey, hey hey hey


Sitting on a sofa just like a great baboon

Signing off an innocent immigrant's fate

Laugh about it, shout about it

While the government is closed

Every worker has a story you don't know


What have you done, junior president

No more continued Russian help for you

Wu wu wu

And don't you know, Mr. President

Your eldest son may go to jail today

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

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