NOTE: I couldn't attribute this in the title due to maximum title length requirements, but this song is a parody on "King Tut" by Steve Martin
You KNOW he's bigly rich,Got SO many properties, One of them being little handsWhich he feeds to his disease.Up at 3 AM, tweeting to his famI need a change of residence, I think I'll run for President!
King TrumpWah wah WAH....wah wah WAHMarried to Melania,Father of Ivanka, King Trump, wah wah WAH...
His Daddy treated him rough, this head of the Trump clan, And now he worships dictators, especially, da, Putin.He cares not for the environment, After all,trees do not pay rent.He owes his a** to oligarchs, he wants to be our first monarch.
King TrumpWah wah WAH....wah wah WAHMarried to Melania,Father of Ivanka,King Trump,wah wah WAH...
Appointing Supreme Court judges who will bow to his every whim, The chances women will get a fair shake are looking very slim.Meanwhile, VP PenceIs waiting in the wings,With baited breath his fundy friends wait for the canaries to sing.If all the President's menCannot save orange Humpty from a fall,Pence will become Vice President,Fundamentalist White House resident,Women's rights not worth a cent, who will save us from this advent?
King TrumpWah wah WAH....wah wah WAHMarried to Melania,Father of Ivanka,King Trump,wah wah WAH...
Up, voters, use your powerTo disrupt this evil man, Don't let this orange Looney-TunesMake the notes for all the band.For if a creepy sex offender can beKing of our great land,Women, children, immigrants will all suffer at his hand.But most of all, voters dear,Remember, I pray thee,those were the sounds, these were the lawsThat went down in '33.King TrumpWah wah WAH....wah wah WAHMarried to Melania,Father of Ivanka,King Trump,wah wah WAH...
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Political Parodies
HumorWith all kinds of fuckery going on in politics on a daily basis, there are parodies just waiting to be written. Here are all of those that my friend @Abigailmeira and I can come up with. This will be updated whenever one of us completes a parody and...
