This One's For You, God of the Fish

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•Shawn•

"You getting anything, Shawn?" Jules asked. They'd closed off the area where the car exploded, approximately half an hour away from the community college.

"No." Shawn replied, looking at the wreckage. It had been 48 hours since the incident had happened, and Abed had called 24 hours ago. "Well, these people hated..."

"Starburns, that's all they're conforming as his name."

"Yeah, they hated Starburns. Maybe that is his name. Who calls their kid Starburns?"

"You wanted to call yours Starfish Spencer!"

"Touché."

"I brought coffee." Lassie said, handing Juliet a cup.

"None for me?" Shawn asked.

Lassie raised an eyebrow at Shawn and said nothing.

"There's no body." Shawn said eventually to break the silence.

"Or melted flesh." Lassie added.

"So we go back to Greendale and explain to Abed that--" Jules hadn't the time to go on, Shawn cut her off.

"Ahhhhhh!" He put a finger to his forehead. "This was no accidental explosion!" He picked up a piece of rubble and threw it into the lake as hard as he could.

"Spencer, what the hell!?" Lassie exclaimed.

"That, Lassie, was a donation to Poseidon."

"You threw it at a lake, Shawn." Jules looked over to the lake and raised an eyebrow.

"Exactly. Poseidon." He flashed her a quick smile. "That was for you, god of the fish!" He yelled and jogged to the lake.

Jules and Lassie followed with a long sigh.

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