"Hello?" Emily answered into the phone. "What?!? Dad no! God you are so judge mental it's nice to know you have faith in your daughter! Ugh I can't believe you! Fine! Whatever bye."
"Who was that?" Luke asked.
"My dad he's flying out to pick me up after tomorrow nights show. He thinks that since I'm with four guy musicians on tour I'm having sex, doing drugs, and getting drunk every night." She said as she threw her phone across the couch and curled up in a ball
"What?!?!" Ashton said.
"I wish we were that awesome!" Michael said and Calum slapped him in the back of the head.
"Seriously dude? Not the time!" I said as I got up from my place next to Ashton to go comfort Emily. I can't believe her dad he's never even met these boys! I mean for one they aren't idiots they know they need to be responsible and good role models for the fans. Second of all they are all to adorkably nerdtastic to get girls.
"Aw now I'm all alone. I'll be forced to have girl time with Luke again." I said and Emily giggled a little.
"Come on we should probably go get my stuff." She sighed and I helped her up. We went and put all of her clothes, makeup, hair stuff, and various things we stole from the boys so she would remember them in a duffle bag. From Luke we took a phone case and his cologne, from Michael we took a stuffed banana with an evil face drawn on it and we took his cologne also. We took a pair of drumsticks and cologne from Ashton and a stuffed monkey and cologne from Calum. And I gave her an infinity sign necklace and some perfume. By the time we finished packing her up it was 11:30 and we went to bed.
The next day we were watching Saw and Emily was trying to rest her head on my leg but I kept moving it. After about five minutes of this she bit me! Yeah that's right and it wasn't a warning nip either! No she just full on bit my leg!
"Ow! What the heck?!?!?" I yelled.
"Sit still!!!!" She replied I stood up and she growled at me literally growled great my best friend is a rabid dog.
"Chill out I'm going to get some snacks. You don't have to pause this either I've seen it a thousand times." I said
"How can you eat snacks while your watching Saw?!?!?" Luke said as the guy had to choose which of his four employees he was going to shoot. He jumped when a gun shot went off. I shrugged and walked out of the game room and to the kitchen.
"Hey Kaylee." Ashton said, he Calum and Michael were playing slap jack.
"Hey." I said walking over and placing a kiss on his cheek before opening the cupboard and grabbing a container I had filled with candy and another full of jelly beans.
"Why don't you take your nutrition thing?" Ashton asked reaching across the small space and pulling one out of the fridge.
"I don't wanna!" I said pouting.
"Kaylee Rose Irwin if you don't drink that right now I will...um...I will twerk on you!" Michael shouted trying to be intimidating.
"Um...am I supposed to be scared?" I asked putting the drink back in the fridge. "I will take it with supper." I said and Ash nodded but Michael got up.
"I warned you!" He said as he walked over and started tweaking on me.
"Stop it! You are weird!" I yelled trying to push Michael off of me but he wouldn't quit.
"Calum come join me!" Michael yelled and Calum got up and twerked on me as well.
"Can you guys be quiet we are trying to watch a movi-" Luke said stopping mid sentence. "Why are we twerking on Kaylee?" Luke said as he walked over and started twerking as well.
"Hey keek so I thought you'd like this, this is what happens when Kaylee doesn't take her nutrition drink when Michael tells her to. I'd be in on this but Irish people don't twerk." Ashton said turning the camera towards me.
What is my life?
