My bully snakepaul (completed)

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Erika's POV- so today's Jake and my gender reveal party for our little baby, he still thinks it's a girl but we're both going to be happy no matter what happens cause it's still our little monster. I'm just kidding but it might be a monster when it's a teenager... no no nope don't wanna think about that

Jakes POV- so today Erika and I are having our baby shower for our baby, I still think it's a girl but I'll be happy either way. I'm so happy and scared to see where this path leads for me and Erika and our future with our baby.
K: ok guys everyone hurry up.
E: don't rush me I'm pregnant with a crazy persons kids
*everyone laughs*
J: it's true I'm crazy and she should know she has to live with me
E: yep
J: and it definitely doesn't stop her from telling me when I'm being annoying
E: true !
L= logan
L: this is what I have been telling you for 21 years Jake !
E: your annoying to, soon to be brother in law
L: control your girl
J: she's pregnant and I'm not saying anything *puts his hands up and backs away*
E: good choice babe
J: *wraps his arms around her waist* I love you bbg
E: I love you too
J: are you excited ?
E: yes! If it's a boy I'm going to die
J: *laughs*
E: If it's a boy he better not be a player like you were
J: me being a player... never *sarcastic*
E: *laughs* you are one of a kid jake Paul
J: so are you soon to be Mrs. Paul
P= Pam
P: can we pls get on with this before I go crazy from not knowing what my grand baby is and with this baby I need to snuggle my grand child and spoil it !
E: *laughs* trust me I want to speed this along to, I feel so bad for you having to carry both of these boys
P: btw honey if the baby is a boy, your screwed
E: I know
L&J: heyyyyy
E: you know it's true
L&J: can't deny that
K: *comes out with two boxes one being labeled "baby A" and the other being labeled "baby B"
E: *looks at Jake in complete shock and tears forming in her eyes*
J: *runs up and hugs her with tears falling down his face*
E: this is the best day of my life !
J: I know *rests his forehead on hers and they both look into each other's eyes
Guests: awwwwwwwww
L: ewwww
E: don't ruin mine and your brothers moment asshole
P: yah, asshole
L: wow sure feeling the love
E: *feels the babies kick for the first time* omg babe
J: what ?
E: *puts his hand on her stomach*
J: awwwww my babies *hugs her stomach*
K: ok stop being cute and tell me if I'm gonna be an uncle to girls boys or one of each!
E: *laughs* ok
K: *sets the boxes up on the porch and gives Jake and Erika knifes to cut the boxes*
J&E: *cuts the boxes open and hold them closed so they don't open*
Guests: 1...2...3...
J&E: *opens the boxes and out of both boxes pink balloons fly out*
J: *turns around so he's not facing everyone and breaks down in tears cause he's so happy*
E: baby what's wrong, I thought you were happy about wanting a girl well girls ?
J: *moves his hands away and only she sees his face* I'm so happy, this is the best moment of my life
E: awww baby *hugs him as happy tears fall down her face*
J: *turns around and all the guests see his tear stained face*
Guests: awwwwww Jakey, you've never been this happy
J: the best moments of my life so far have been going to 2nd grade and meeting Erika, Erika saying yes to being my girlfriend, the first time me and her had sex, when she said she would marry me, and now when we're having 2 girls and I'll have my queen and my 2 princesses
L: #soft
E: well it's a lot better than being a dickhead, and he actually cares about his future wife and kids
Guests: shut up logan ! *everyone says in perfect unison*