Childhood Sweethearts [Calum Hood]

OFF LIMITS

"Valorous morning family, where is the one they call Blaine" I said, opening the front door and walking into the kitchen to see my best friend's family eating breakfast. I take a seat at the table with the rest of them.

"Morning, Moira." They all greeted me.

"Mr. Hood reading the Washington Post I see and Mrs. Hood looking ravishing as always. Rowan, Adrian Michaels seventh grade treating you well?" I replied.

"Moria, make sure you eat breakfast today." Blaine's mom tells me.

"Will do Mrs. Hood." I said, taking a spoonful of Lucky Charms.

"Blaine also, remember your cousin Calum, is coming in today." She adds.

"OOF, Moira you are going to have to, stop hanging around us." Blaine says.

"What do you mean?! I've met Calum before!!"

"Yeah, that's we were like ten and he didn't go through puberty. I'm afraid that once you see him you will be down to fuck." Blain stated.

"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" Blaine's Mom yells throwing a spatula at him. I spit out some of my lucky charms laughing to hard. Hottest moment of my life tbh.

"Remember how we watched the Kissing Booth last two nights ago?" Blaine asked.

"Yeah, I cried and you tried to learn the Dance Dance Revolution routine." I said dumb founded.

"Maybe we should implement rule number nine." He replied.

"Oh hush we're gonna be late, you know how I get when I am late." I said grabbing my backpack and hit him with it.

"Bye, you two." His Mom yelled at us out the door.

"That women deserves a nice fruit basket." I stated.

We headed to school, imagine a school like the show Victorious but like not preforming arts. It was a weird Virginia high school, walking distance from a nice cold stone. With the normal hassle, of kids buying answers from the top of class in the parking lot and our principal trying out his improv acting. Which is getting better with each session.

"Blaine, Moira ask me something. Rules of improv, never say no." Our principal said.

"Ok, can I have 50 dollars?" Blaine asked.

"Yes." He replied too quick.

"I think you should give him 100." I said.

"Ok enough get to class."

I had A.P. Bio first and not many took it. Blaine also, decided to flake on me last minute and drop the class. He was the one who proposed the idea of taking this class. I took a seat in the middle and began to get my book out. Our teacher came in a rush and had a new student follow behind.

"Sup, this Calum he is joining this class."

Blaine was right, his cousin is unrecognizable now. Puberty hit him like a truck, but we were like ten so his transformation is understandable. Calum sat in the front row, I wasn't the only one staring at him.

"Class, today lesson is on "how to get the french teacher to go on a date with me" any ideas?" Said my teacher.

Already someone in my class raises their hand, cause I wasn't gonna tell him.

"Yes, Penny?"

"Isn't she is married?" My classmate stated.

"Next inquisition get the Spanish teacher to go on a date with me. You think of ideas while I go grab lunch."

"It's 7:53?" Someone asked.

"Exactly, see y'all later." He said slamming the door.

Everyone sighed and I began to open my book the chapter I was on. If my teacher wasn't going to teach us, I better start doing it myself. All the girls instead were looking at Calum taking notes. I mean, I did glance up once and a while. Let be honest we're the type of girls who have never been on a date. But also never seen a good looking human of the opposite sex so interested in smooth endoplasmic reticulum. It was pretty hot. I kind of lost track of time between reading and taking notes to taking time to look at Calum. The bell rang and I had to run to the other side of the school to get to drama. It takes the whole passing period to get, to class which is super inconvenient. I scurried in and I finally saw Blaine and took a seat next to him. Then came running in was Calum, who went to talk to teacher.

"Moira, you're staring." Blaine snickers.

"You bet." I stated subconsciously.

"Okay Class! Let's get started on improv, because thanks to Principal Rumple, he wants me to solely focus on this unit. So by that he crushed my artistic creativity and now constricted by the man. Let's start with the Bachelor improv. Moira, Jane, Francisco, Blaine, and our new student Calum." She said.

She gave us a few minutes to prepare but honestly I was a shaky mess. I really hope no one is noticing this, but Calum is super close to me. Probably just my imagination. But we decided our roles. We were ready to begin.

"Hello, im Chris Harrison, and welcome to the new season of the Bachelor. Where three lucky ladies will have a chance to fall in love with our Bachelor. Let see where this journey takes us." Jane started.

"Hey, my name is Jean von Brussels and I'm here to fall in love. I'm a romantic, I love Harry Potter, and I own half of the islands in the Bahamas. I'm ready to open my heart to my future wife." I stated.

"Here are the ladies now." Jane announced.

"Hi my name is Gwen and I love to fuuuuuuc, to have fun. I am a surfer but also I'm a vine star. My ass is so big it might pop because of my implants." Francisco introduced his character.

"Mmm, I liked that. See you inside." I stated trying to to cry.

"Hi my names Bianca, and I love to suuucccckkkkkk on toes, personal preference. I am a freelance artist meaning I live with my parents in the basement. But I also have boob implants and I can speak sweet nothing into your ear." Blaine acted.

"Mmm wow I'll catch you inside." I said almost in tears.

"Hi I'm Clarissa. I want you to put you hand on my heart." In that moment Calum grabbed both of my hands and put it on his chest. I could feel his pectoral major. His hands on top of mine and I was about to faint. "Do you feel it? That's my vibrant heart beating for you. I also have hep c, but that's a secret between you and me. I also got lip implants and when we kiss they might move around." Calum said.

"Mmmm wow I love that, I'll see you inside." I said

"And scene." Said our teacher.

I checked the time and i was so glad we have 3 minutes left. But instead up crowding by the door Blaine grabbed me.

"Moira, you remember Calum right?" Blaine asked.

"Yeahhhh. How are you Calum." I said.

"Don't be like that. Come here." Calum said embracing me into a hug.

"How could I forget little Moira, that told me she loved me when I was ten." He stated.

I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THAT. I was ten and still had the biggest crush on Calum. I was a very strait forward little ten year old.

"OH, look the bell rang. I got to run to the other side of the school to Anatomy. Nice seeing you again, talk to you later Blaine." I said running out.